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I am so, so sorry for, um, biting people at the Halloween party.

Can we never talk about any of this ever again?

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Agreed.

So.... what was your costume, Naoto?

A taco.

Did... did you wind up being a vampire taco or a zombie taco?

That's not how that works, Chie....

Are you sure? I mean, she still had blood and brains, right?

What.... she was a taco!! A taco's not a living thing, you can't have an undead taco!

But she was still Naoto, too, right? I mean, I don't think she was just sitting on a plate next to some salsa, was she? She was pretty obviously not an ordinary taco!

How should I know?? Anyway, she said her costume was "taco", not "the human taco".

Was she even sentient? I mean I talked to her before things got all.... weird... but what about after... you know, when things got all crazy?

Hey, she had to be sentient! Souji was at the party, and there is no way he would have passed up on a giant taco!

I think he was too busy pollinating every flower in the garden to notice it at first, to be honest.... "Queen Bee", remember?

Pollen is food, too.

Yeah maybe... it'd be better if we just forget that whole night ever happened...

Not so fast!

Wha-

What is it now??

What was all that about on the balcony?!

Which part, the part where you lured me out there under false pretenses, or the part where you BIT me??

In between those! What's with the way you were acting?!

Besides, it wasn't false pretenses! I said I wanted a drink! And it was just the costume's effect, anyway, not me, it's not like this was a shadow or something!

The way I was--

The way I was acting!? What about you?? One second you're after my secret stash, the next you're doing -- ..... something... with my neck!!

And that's no excuse! You didn't see me acting all crazy!!

Hey, what were you going to do, Red Riding Hood, tell me I had big teeth?

Of course it was the costume! I was drinking your blood, if you didn't notice! And there was the massive fight between zombies and vampires (and that one guy who was a zombie hunter), you can't pretend you didn't see that!

more like a big fat--

And dude, that's not what I mean. The creepy smile.... getting all close....

And yeah.... kinda couldn't miss that...

... Since you kinda turned me into a member of the bloodthirsty undead!!!

Please! You were just the easiest victim! Stop acting like there was some kind of creepy double meaning to it!

And if you finish that sentence you trailed off during earlier, people are going to be talking about your big fat lip!

Dude, you're the one that did it! Not me!

Because I was already a vampire! Like I told you, it wasn't my idea!

Yeah I get that, but you didn't have to

Ugh, nevermind.....

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