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[tenbeefsteaks]

I am so, so sorry for, um, biting people at the Halloween party.

Can we never talk about any of this ever again?

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[tenbeefsteaks]

In between those! What's with the way you were acting?!

Besides, it wasn't false pretenses! I said I wanted a drink! And it was just the costume's effect, anyway, not me, it's not like this was a shadow or something!

[twinknife]

The way I was--

The way I was acting!? What about you?? One second you're after my secret stash, the next you're doing -- ..... something... with my neck!!

And that's no excuse! You didn't see me acting all crazy!!

[tenbeefsteaks]

Hey, what were you going to do, Red Riding Hood, tell me I had big teeth?

Of course it was the costume! I was drinking your blood, if you didn't notice! And there was the massive fight between zombies and vampires (and that one guy who was a zombie hunter), you can't pretend you didn't see that!

[twinknife]

more like a big fat--

And dude, that's not what I mean. The creepy smile.... getting all close....

[twinknife]

And yeah.... kinda couldn't miss that...

[twinknife]

... Since you kinda turned me into a member of the bloodthirsty undead!!!

[tenbeefsteaks]

Please! You were just the easiest victim! Stop acting like there was some kind of creepy double meaning to it!

And if you finish that sentence you trailed off during earlier, people are going to be talking about your big fat lip!

[twinknife]

Dude, you're the one that did it! Not me!

[tenbeefsteaks]

Because I was already a vampire! Like I told you, it wasn't my idea!

[twinknife]

Yeah I get that, but you didn't have to



Ugh, nevermind.....