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[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

so it's a fixer upper. not bad for no rent. business is closed until i can find a broom.

or a cleaning service.

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[growinmushrooms]

How... how much does a cleaning service usually receive in payment?

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

depends on the job. why? gonna give me a quote?

[growinmushrooms]

...

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I'll get back to you!

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

right, better get back to me before i find someone else.

[growinmushrooms]

Fifteen dollars per hour!

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

you got yourself a deal.

[pelagically]

A broom didn't come with that maid costume?

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

seems like whoever sent it to me thought feather dusters were sexier.

[johannamason]

Still not sure I get their style, but okay.

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

the short skirt not enough for you?

[johannamason]

If it's that short, why wear anything at all?

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

hey, it's the whole sense of mystery thing.

[turnedleft]

Hope you don't strain anything with all that cleaning.

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

i got a plan.

[turnedleft]

Course you do. Let's hear it then.

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

look, i can't give away all my secrets.

[turnedleft]

Not even to a business partner?

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

as long as you don't mind missin out on the surprise. i'll let you pick where you want to put your desk.

[invisus]

Why don't you get your girlfriend to come help fix it up for you. She'll prolly at least do something right & fuck the curtain up.

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

that's all you can say?

[invisus]

It's an abandoned building.

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

no rent.

[invisus]

& no electricity & the windows are broken out.

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

hey, that can all be put in. it needs some work.

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

i need a drink.