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[notvictorious]

So I've been in New Moore for a year and I figured I'd make a list of the stuff that's happened.

- Pulled into weird, island world like Lord of the Flies but with tech
- Got really good at cooking, my mom would never believe it
- Became Victorious
- Died (only on paper)
- Threw a huge party!
- Lost all my friends
- Became the best friend to an immortal
- Survived a shipwreck
- Met lots of aliens
- Went into some kind of midnight dark hour tv world thing
- Survived flash floods
- Died for real apparently? Still not sure about the logistics there
- Took Molly and some aliens trick-or-treating

Did I forget anything?

What's next New Moore?

Comments

[reanimated]

- Got laid
- Oh wait no you didn't

[notvictorious]

¡Jodete! Like I'd tell you.

[reanimated]

Who else would you tell? And then of course I'd be the decent bloke I am and make an announcement to the whole island and there you go, problem solved.

[notvictorious]

Yeah, that's really decent of you.

[notvictorious]

Does "decency" have a different definition in England or whatever? No way I'd tell you!

[reanimated]

Yeah you would.

[reanimated]

- Played shite nerd games with foetuses

[notvictorious]

I've given up defending tabletop games to you when you won't even give them a chance.

[reanimated]

Yeah if it ever gets the point where I AM willing to give them a chance, kill me. That's an order.

[reanimated]

Haha oh shit.

- Got your flatmate all hot and bothered

[notvictorious]

I left that out on purpose!

[reanimated]

Really you've accomplished a lot, look at you go!

[notvictorious]

I'm so glad you're proud of me, it means so much.

[reanimated]

Yeah too bad my list of accomplishments'd be about a mile longer if I cared to make it.

[notvictorious]

- Dated a girl under the age of 1
- Cried about his issues on live TV

[reanimated]

- Single-handedly saved the island
- Overpopulated said island with rabbits
- Got you to stop feeling sorry for yourself (pathetic)
- Got you to drink
- I win

[notvictorious]

I got you to stop feeling sorry for yourself right back! Cancels eachother out.

[reanimated]

Did you miss the last one? I got a robot drunk, I win.

[notvictorious]

You can't take sole responsibility for that. It's not like you poured it down my throat.

[notvictorious]

Most of the time.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

That's an impressive list.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

But I think if you ask "what's next," you're officially dooming all of us to something terrible in the near future. That's usually how it works.

[notvictorious]

I didn't think of that.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Right. So when we get attacked by hostile flying monkeys from space, I'm holding you personally responsible.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Um ... what's Victorious?

[notvictorious]

uh.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

... Victor?

[notvictorious]

Yeah, so. Remember how I'm a cyborg?

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

I remember.

[notvictorious]

So the thing that made me, my dad. He's evil, like legit super villain evil and he had this plan I would grow up and be a sleeper agent for his enemies and then.. kill them. So I'm supposed to grow up into this evil guy who calls himself Victorious.

[notvictorious]

I'm trying to make sure that doesn't happen, but this place did something. Where we were all older or younger. Like what happened a couple months ago. And I was him.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

... Oh. Um.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

That sounds ... unpleasant. And awkward.

[notvictorious]

Pretty much.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Um ... I'm sorry I brought it up.

[notvictorious]

No, it's okay. I should be better about telling people about it, I guess.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Um, Victor? I think I made a stupid comment a while back about you and maniacal laughter.

[notvictorious]

Don't worry about it.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

I still feel like a jerk.

[notvictorious]

Seriously. Don't.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Can I apologize anyway?

[somanyhats]

Shhhh!


We don't know if he's like Beetlejuice or not!

[notvictorious]

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Well, in that case, I guess it's a good thing I only said the name once.

[notvictorious]

It's not like Beetlejuice.

[misery-chic.livejournal.com]

Careful. That's twice now. Once more and we'll have a bio-exorcist problem on our hands.