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[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

[The dry sarcasm in Johanna's voice won't sound new to anyone, but something about the rhythm of her speech is off. For one thing, there are more thoughtful pauses. For another, she doesn't sound nearly as angry as usual.]

All right. I think I can legitimately say this is the weirdest thing that has happened to me so far since I got here.

Maybe not until I actually got a look in the mirror, though.

Let's get a headcount going as quickly as possible: who's affected and who isn't? is this a straight-up trade, or a little more random?

[The video feed switches on at this point, revealing Johanna, wrapped in a bathrobe, her expression skeptical (but in a subtly different way than usual).]

This is Tim Drake, and since I'm not in my own room, I'm guessing this is weirder than just a transformation-- I'm in Johanna Mason's body.

Feliks, I'm going to tell you to stop now. You don't need to say it.

Comments

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

dude.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Dante.

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

yeah, you definitely aint jo.

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

WOW

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

what

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

No. Definitely not.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Just confirming I had the right ID.

[notvictorious]

Yeah, so.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

You're not Johanna.

Not a straight-up exchange. Good to know. Who am I talking to?

Oh, and before this goes any further...

You're welcome to wear anything in the dresser, but please stay out of the closet.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Not the first word that occurred to me.

I'm guessing this isn't Jade.

[notvictorious]

Victor Mancha. You know, when you put it like now I really want to look.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

It's locked, alarmed, and booby-trapped. I'm looking out for my body's safety, here. I'd tell you to ask Feliks to assure you it's a bad idea, but he's probably not... at home... right now.

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

TIM ITS ME

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Hello, Feliks.

[notvictorious]

Closet later. First I have to get back to my place and get my marker and take you out.

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

TIM LOOK I HAVE GLASSES

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Giving yourself away in advance. Not a good idea, even with an advantage like that.

You're out of luck if I get to the marker first, Mancha.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I caught that.

[notvictorious]

Ugh! You can't steal markers! That's clearly against the rules.

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

I am so much cuter than you right now.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

The rules weren't meant to cover this situation.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

I am not going to argue about this.

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

You're that weird girl!!! and I'm this cute little girl with HEADBANDDDSSSS

[notvictorious]

You can't know that. Stay out of my apartment or I will open that closet. Not my body, what do I care what happens to it.