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[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

[The dry sarcasm in Johanna's voice won't sound new to anyone, but something about the rhythm of her speech is off. For one thing, there are more thoughtful pauses. For another, she doesn't sound nearly as angry as usual.]

All right. I think I can legitimately say this is the weirdest thing that has happened to me so far since I got here.

Maybe not until I actually got a look in the mirror, though.

Let's get a headcount going as quickly as possible: who's affected and who isn't? is this a straight-up trade, or a little more random?

[The video feed switches on at this point, revealing Johanna, wrapped in a bathrobe, her expression skeptical (but in a subtly different way than usual).]

This is Tim Drake, and since I'm not in my own room, I'm guessing this is weirder than just a transformation-- I'm in Johanna Mason's body.

Feliks, I'm going to tell you to stop now. You don't need to say it.

Comments

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

dude.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Dante.

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

yeah, you definitely aint jo.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

No. Definitely not.

[bulletlock.livejournal.com]

what

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Just confirming I had the right ID.

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

WOW

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Not the first word that occurred to me.

I'm guessing this isn't Jade.

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

TIM ITS ME

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Hello, Feliks.

[polandswap.livejournal.com]

TIM LOOK I HAVE GLASSES

[notvictorious]

Yeah, so.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

You're not Johanna.

Not a straight-up exchange. Good to know. Who am I talking to?

Oh, and before this goes any further...

You're welcome to wear anything in the dresser, but please stay out of the closet.

[notvictorious]

Victor Mancha. You know, when you put it like now I really want to look.

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

It's locked, alarmed, and booby-trapped. I'm looking out for my body's safety, here. I'd tell you to ask Feliks to assure you it's a bad idea, but he's probably not... at home... right now.

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[chronosexual]

Captain Jack Harkness present and accounted for.

(we'll ignore the question of why Tim knows her name... constant nosiness)

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Kate Bishop, right?

nope not creepy at all

[chronosexual]

Probably? I don't think I know this young lady, though something tells me that I probably should.

Are you two friends?

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

I try to keep informed about new arrivals on the island.

[Video, Locked to Tim.]

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

[A Haruhi appears, except she might be wearing an expression Tim has seen on another face usually!]

So I gotta say I'm taking a little comfort in not being the only one this is happening to?

Re: [Video, Locked to Tim.]

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Steph?

Re: [Video, Locked to Tim.]

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

I think we're roommates.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

That makes things a little easier!

[mockingrobin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess it does.