IT LOOKS WORSE.

[ihateyouetc]

DAMMIT.

Comments

[reanimated]

It's not! Who do you take me for, honestly.

[notvictorious]

Did you see what Belarus is saying? I take you for you.

[notvictorious]

Also you messed up his face before, remember! I was there?

[reanimated]

Well it wasn't me this time! Also c'mon, like you wouldn't give yourself a good feeling up if you woke up in a beautiful body, the Belarus thing is understandable really.

[notvictorious]

Not talking about this. Unlike you, I can still get stabbed to death.

[notvictorious]

Probably.

[reanimated]

Frankly I'm looking forward to her following up on a year's worth of death threats. ANYWAY more to the point, he showed up with his face all fucked up, I didn't do anything.

[notvictorious]

I suppose death threats to you are really just like normal conversations.

[notvictorious]

Do you think he got in a fight? That sounds.. weirdly unlike him if you're not the person who's fighting with.

[reanimated]

Who cares? I'm only surprised he doesn't get the shit kicked out of him more. It's good for kids, builds character.

[notvictorious]

Really. Who kicked your ass when you were 13?

[reanimated]

Does it matter? Focus on the foetus with the bleeding face!

[notvictorious]

Yeah, yeah.

[ihateyouetc]

WASN'T HIM.
WASN'T A FIGHT.
NOT IMPORTANT, SO LET'S JUST FORGET IT HAPPENED AND MOVE ON.

[notvictorious]

Fine, I'm heading over. If Nathan thinks you look like hell, I should make sure you're okay.

[notvictorious]

Okay, you don't need to say what happened. Let's just get something on your face so you don't look any worse.

[ihateyouetc]

I HAD NO FUCKING CLUE IT GOT LIKE THIS
NOBODY'S EVER HIT ME IN THE FACE BEFORE

[ihateyouetc]

UH
I MEAN
I'VE NEVER HIT MYSELF IN THE FACE BEFORE

[notvictorious]

That's surprising.

[ihateyouetc]

NOT SAYING SHIT HASN'T TRIED
JUST NOBODY'S BEEN ABLE TO GET THAT CLOSE.

[ihateyouetc]

I'VE BEEN STABBED A LOT
THAT NEVER LOOKED AS BAD AS THIS.

[notvictorious]

You're kidding.

[ihateyouetc]

HUH? NO, NO
I MEAN I KNEW THIS GUY WHO STABBED AS HIS PRIMARY FORM OF COMMUNICATION
HE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING PERSONAL BY IT
IT WAS JUST WHAT HE DID
AND I THINK A COUPLE OF TIMES HE DID IT BY ACCIDENT.

[notvictorious]

I am trying to be culturally sensitive but what the hell, Karkat.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT
HE WASN'T THAT BAD
HE ISN'T LIKE THIS FUCKING MONSTER VERSION OF JACK NOIR WE HAVE HERE
HE WAS THE REGULAR ONE