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sO, i HEARD ABOUT THIS HUMAN HOLIDAY,
tHAT HAPPENS, iN WHAT THEY CALL A MONTH, wHICH, iNCIDENTALLY, hAPPENS TO BE THIS ONE,
aND IN THIS MONTH, hUMANS GET TOGETHER, aND EXCHANGE THINGS, lIKE GIFTS,
i DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE GIFTS ARE, bUT, tHEY SEEM HARMLESS,
iN A, hEY, tHIS IS INDICATIVE OF OUR FRIENDSHIP KIND OF WAY,
aND NOT AN i HATE YOUR DIGESTIVE CANALS KIND OF WAY,
wHICH, uHH, wOULD SOUND A LITTLE MORE LIKE US,

aNYWAY, wHAT i'M SAYING, iS IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN,
aND, uHH, i THINK, iT WOULD BE NICE, iF WE COULD PARTICIPATE,
bY WE, i MEAN THE NON-HUMAN INHABITANTS, oF nEW mOORE,
uNLESS WE'RE NOT ALLOWED, wHICH, i GUESS i CAN UNDERSTAND,

sO,
uHH,
hOW DOES THIS WORK,

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third! SHUSH

You know, I think this lunch he's making you is so amazing that you're actually going to have to declare that he's passed the whole week of Christmas tests and doesn't have to do anymore.

And I'll buy you more donuts.

how many more? Cause I have someone else who can buy me donuts too, so you like have some stiff competition!

Hypothetically speaking, if someone was being tricked into a series of tests, and another person just TOLD them it was a fraud -- and someone, not necessarily me, eventually will anyway -- then the trickster wouldn't get any extra donuts at all. So maybe he should settle for the offer on the table, which is for one dozen.