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[rocketchair]

sO, i HEARD ABOUT THIS HUMAN HOLIDAY,
tHAT HAPPENS, iN WHAT THEY CALL A MONTH, wHICH, iNCIDENTALLY, hAPPENS TO BE THIS ONE,
aND IN THIS MONTH, hUMANS GET TOGETHER, aND EXCHANGE THINGS, lIKE GIFTS,
i DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE GIFTS ARE, bUT, tHEY SEEM HARMLESS,
iN A, hEY, tHIS IS INDICATIVE OF OUR FRIENDSHIP KIND OF WAY,
aND NOT AN i HATE YOUR DIGESTIVE CANALS KIND OF WAY,
wHICH, uHH, wOULD SOUND A LITTLE MORE LIKE US,

aNYWAY, wHAT i'M SAYING, iS IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN,
aND, uHH, i THINK, iT WOULD BE NICE, iF WE COULD PARTICIPATE,
bY WE, i MEAN THE NON-HUMAN INHABITANTS, oF nEW mOORE,
uNLESS WE'RE NOT ALLOWED, wHICH, i GUESS i CAN UNDERSTAND,




sO,
uHH,
hOW DOES THIS WORK,

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[squidissension]

there is no wway you are this fuckin stupid pretty sure he is talkin about vvri there

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yyyyyyyyep.

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i mean she pretty fuckin harsh but wwouldnt figure youd be callin her an asshole evven if shes obvviously been ignorin you

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that is because i wasn't calling her an asshole.
time for you to shut up, eridan.

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youre not the friendleader a me you cockcretin

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cock cretin.

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my point is that it is not like you know what's up with vriska any better than i do.

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yeah ivve only knowwn her my entire six swweeps and youvve knowwn us wwhat six months right wwhat wwould i knoww

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oh man, i almost forgot about all that knowledge you have.
ok, so where has she been?

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nowwhere thats just the thing normally shes been kickin my ass since the wwhole ancestors bullshit wwhere she couldnt do shit but then it just fuckin stopped

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shes not anywwhere

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that is kind of what i was afraid of.

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she cant be fuckin gone though shes not sol its not like anybody could make her leavve

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except noir

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that isn't what happened.
i would know, i dogsit him with jade every freaking day.
anyway, i will investigate.

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so youre wwith him too good to knoww

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and why is that good to know?

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wwhat do you think

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i don't know, that's why i asked.
if you are wondering if you'll ever be able to get him alone, the answer is no.
jade and i are on top of it like mountain climbers who never run out of steam.

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that sounds

[rocketchair]

uHH, nOBODY SAID, aNYONE'S NAME,
wHY, wHO DO YOU THINK HE'S TALKING ABOUT,

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keep your nooksniffer to your owwn business

[rocketchair]

bUT, tHIS IS MY POST,

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nobodys talkin to you

[rocketchair]

oH,
wELL, i'M SORRY, i GUESS,