Chase's Log, Stardate Whatev.

[poor-upbringing.livejournal.com]

Hey Vicbot, you're out of mayo.

Comments

[notvictorious]

Chase?

[poor-upbringing.livejournal.com]

This isn't, like, the start of some kind of no-mayo crisis on the island, is it? Because we're out of mayo too.

[notvictorious]

You're here!

[poor-upbringing.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah, dude. My sandwich needed mayo. Well, I mean, it still needs mayo. I'm on my way to try and raid K's fridge... wait, is mayo vegetarian?

[notvictorious]

No, I mean here on the island! What the hell, since when??

[multishapes]

You might try avocado instead, Karolina has shown me it is an acceptable replacement. If you can find some in the robot's apartment, that is.

[notvictorious]

Xavin!

[multishapes]

...yes.

[notvictorious]

You're here too.

[multishapes]

I have been for a while, yes. You cannot tell me you'd failed to notice.

[multishapes]

Never mind, I could believe it.

[poor-upbringing.livejournal.com]

Hey, guacamole! I can add that too.

[multishapes]

Good luck with your sandwich.

[reanimated]

Oh for fuck's sake

[multishapes]

I thought we had a mutual agreement to ignore each other's existences.

[reanimated]

Yeah I don't exactly recall that, seeing as you haven't been here!

[multishapes]

Yes, very funny, you and the robot don't remember my presence here. Feel free to go on at length, as you're prone to do that anyway.

[reanimated]

Three in one day?

[poor-upbringing.livejournal.com]

You, too? I'm telling you, man! Critical condiment shortage! The island is screwing with us again.

[reanimated]

If that's the best they can do then I'd say they're losing their touch.

[poor-upbringing.livejournal.com]

I could live with that!

[reanimated]

Oi mate we never actually met, yeah? I'm Nathan.

[notvictorious]

I don't know what's happening, but I'm not complaining.

[reanimated]

It's a bit off, yeah?

[notvictorious]

More than a bit.