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[The video opens to one (1) Rose Lalonde, sitting primly on what appears to be the carpet of a play area. Her jaw is tight and she stares the camera down in obvious annoyance.]

It seems I have been relocated.

[There's an ear-piercing shriek of laughter in the background, and a few toddlers dart on and back off camera. Her expression gets tighter.]

My erstwhile roommate has been 'released' into the wilds of actual reality, or whatever story it is that they feed us, which has left me in the position of evicted to a daycare center until such a time as a proper guardian can be procured. Apparently, essential godhood is not taken into account when discerning whether or not one can satisfactorily take care of oneself.

[A brightly-colored plastic ball, such as the kind found in ballpits, comes speeding out of nowhere. Rose catches it before it hits, with the same hand that still clutches one of her customary needles. Turning her hand palm-down, she opens her fingers. The needle falls; the ball does not.]

At least I have this truly astounding collection of Sweet Valley High novels to keep me sane.

[Or not. The ball finally unsticks itself from her hand with an unpleasant smack, and she grimaces.]

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I Attempted One As Research During My Time There But Was Completely Baffled By The End Of It
Is It Truly Unusual That These Two Girls Should Have Different Interests Even Though They Look Similar
I Would Rather Think It Would Be Understandable That They Pursue Different Hobbies In Order To Differentiate Themselves
Also
And Perhaps This Is My Own Personal Interest Revealing Itself
Jessica And Lila Fowler Are In Desperate Need Of A Good Auspistice
Their Relationship Swings Far Too Quickly Between Red And Black To Be Good News For Anyone Involved

leavve it to fuckin you to meddle in the livves a evven MORE fictional people than us

Edited 2012-01-03 02:07 (UTC)

You Could Not Get Me To Stick My Horns In That Clustermuck Of A Blackrom For All The Boonbucks Ever To Boon Or Buck

cant believve you wwasted your time wwith that tripe
the characters wwere twwo dimensional and none a that shit could evven happen in real life
the wweakest a fiction

Edited 2012-01-03 02:17 (UTC)

Dare I Ask How Many Volumes You Got Through Before You Were Willing To Give It Up
Preliminary Guess: Up To The Third Time Elizabeth And Todd Break Up Again

wwho cares about elizabeth
nobodys showwin jessica the respect she fuckin rightfully deservves
she didnt ask to be hatched so pretty and popular

Edited 2012-01-03 02:21 (UTC)

Everyone Respects Both Jessica And Elizabeth
That Is Their Strength

yeah and im sure the nickname hurricane jessica wwas just in jest

Edited 2012-01-03 02:28 (UTC)

I Think It Is A Perfectly Respectable Nickname Certain To Strike Fear Into The Hearts Of Her Enemies

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Multitudes could be written on the presentation of Lila Fowler's character; not in the least about the problematic instance of her attempted rape as a tool to gain the sympathy of the readership.
I have to say that I did at least appreciate Lila's aptitude for oneupmanship.
Even poor little rich girls need a character to connect to at one point or another in their lives.

I Appreciated Her Many Facets
And As Far As Snippetiness Is Concerned I Can Think Of Only One Conversationalist More Snippety
Certainly She Is A Step Up From Bruce Patman

The veracity of snippetiness as an actual word aside, I feel it is a highly-undervalued attribute.
Lila was much too good for him and his crippling ornithophobia.

I Gave It My Best Shot At Least
His What

He's afraid of birds.
I think this was an attempt to make him halfway likable.

It This A Common Fear Among Humans

Not exactly.
It's sort of lame.
Though I suppose phobia by definition is irrational fear, and I shouldn't laugh emotional distress.

I Was Just Feeling Quite Sorry For Your Half-Bird Friend If That Was The Case
It Must Be Very Confusing

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wwhoa wwhen wwas that

Edited 2012-01-03 02:18 (UTC)

I would share with you the number and title but I can already tell you would walk way from the experience with the wrong idea.

wwas it the sadie hawwkins dance
also wwhat is a sadie hawwkins

I don't think so.
A Sadie Hawkins is an event where the female is expected to ask the male to attend with her, rather than the socially-acceptable reverse.
It's an archaic custom designed to subvert an even more archaic custom.

wwhat purpose wwas this custom supposed to facilitate
sounds like more trouble than its wworth

Edited 2012-01-03 02:43 (UTC)

It's often cited as an early step for female empowerment.

powwered for wwhat

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