one; voice

[loseashoe]

[She's gone with voice for now. No need to broadcast her appearance to the world. There's typical street noises in the background - she's probably in Main Street from the sound of it.]

Beast, Bigby, Cole, you guys out there? This is Cindy. I'm a little bit lost as to the situation - any particular reason I'm suddenly in Nowheresville, Nowhere, being told I'm a piece of fiction? Did I piss Frau off again? If this is a joke I will never let you in my store again.

I can't even find a bloody designer label store or tailor. Am I expected to wear off-the-rack clothes? Really? Is one good fashion designer in this town too much to ask for?

Or a decent plane out of here? Or just any plane out of here?

You know, people, I'm due in Milan for Fashion Week soon, and I'd hate to miss it. I'm ditching half my creditors for this. So if someone could tell me how I get out of here, that would be great.

Comments

[loseashoe]

[Cindy notes that but decides not to comment on it.]

Anyone ever tell you you're a charmer?

That's very decent of you. In exchange, I will make sure you stay fed. And - I don't know, what do parents do? Talk to teachers? [Totally baffled. What does Snow do? Mostly tether them to things and chase them a lot. That doesn't seem to apply here.]

[roseate]

Only in the same manner you just have--which is to say, facetiously.

I think making sure I receive proper nutrition will just about cover your surrogate caretaker duties. Do you mind guests?

[loseashoe]

It wasn't entirely facetious. [She beams.]

Not at all. Have whoever over you want so long as they don't go in my bedroom. Do you - got to school, or something?

SO LATE WOW KICK ME

[roseate]

Five days a week at standard times, yes. I imagine you'll have the place to yourself for a suitable period of time each day.

[loseashoe]

kicking is rude I would never! also no worries :)

You know, I think this whole roommate thing could work.