Dave Strider (
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thoughtformed2012-02-13 08:49 pm
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just when you think youve got your shit together
youre suddenly sharing a room with a cat
rabbit
thing
seriously are they expecting this animal to be my dear old dad or mom or whatever (im not checking its gender ok someone else can do that on my behalf)
ive got all this chocolate
is it gonna get sick if it eats this chocolate
its fine im fine everythings ok
eat your sweets fellows its time for saint valentine
the dave strider sanctuary for bizarre and nauseatingly cute wildlife has tons of fucking chocolate
like holy shit
so if youre too lazy to go buy some yourself just come over here or something ok
fuck
rabbit
thing
seriously are they expecting this animal to be my dear old dad or mom or whatever (im not checking its gender ok someone else can do that on my behalf)
ive got all this chocolate
is it gonna get sick if it eats this chocolate
its fine im fine everythings ok
eat your sweets fellows its time for saint valentine
the dave strider sanctuary for bizarre and nauseatingly cute wildlife has tons of fucking chocolate
like holy shit
so if youre too lazy to go buy some yourself just come over here or something ok
fuck
[Audio and/or small voices in your head.]
YOU SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
I COULD EAT ALL OF THESE AND I'D BE OKAY!
no subject
im not a mind reader
some other people here might be but im personally not
[He grits his teeth without thinking about it, but it's not visible... not much. His jaw is just slightly noticeable as clenched.]
we're roommates and nothing more than that so dont try to be my parent or legal guardian or whatever ok
ill get you some meow mix or carrots
[Audio and/or Small Voices Inside Your Head Redux 1/3]
THEN WE WON'T FIND CONFLICT HERE.
I HAVE NO INTEREST IN PARENTING OR GUARDIANSHIP.
no subject
I THINK IT'S BETTER IF YOU EAT IT!
IN ANY CASE, I ALREADY HAVE SOME I'M SAVING.
no subject
no subject
we have an understanding
[A painful pause.]
or we did at least
we had an understanding
no subject
offered only to the most revered of feline companions
do you like chicken
do you like liver
then meow mix shall deliver