just when you think youve got your shit together

[clockrocket]

youre suddenly sharing a room with a cat

rabbit

thing

seriously are they expecting this animal to be my dear old dad or mom or whatever (im not checking its gender ok someone else can do that on my behalf)

ive got all this chocolate

is it gonna get sick if it eats this chocolate

its fine im fine everythings ok

eat your sweets fellows its time for saint valentine

the dave strider sanctuary for bizarre and nauseatingly cute wildlife has tons of fucking chocolate

like holy shit

so if youre too lazy to go buy some yourself just come over here or something ok

fuck

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[riseup]

and yeah, all of the trolls are here.
it sure is... something.

[clockrocket]

you know honestly they probably grabbed a bunch of doomed daves the first few times
maybe im a doomed dave
i mean im pretty sure im the right dave but
fuck


[He grins to himself.]

you and vantas must be having a blast
screaming in each others faces about unwatchable movies

[The thought sobers him. He wouldn't want to be here without his three best friends -- or worse (?), to have them stuck here without him. He can only assume they'd miss him.]

yeah i wouldnt want to deprive you of my presence for too long
you guys start going into convulsions dont you
you need your recommended daily dose of strider

[riseup]

i don't think they were doomed.
people show up and leave here all the time.

[riseup]

davesprite was here too.

[riseup]

but whatever, who cares!
you are here now.
the god tier club is back in business.

[clockrocket]

was he really
his life sucks so bad

[clockrocket]

aint nothing gonna tear us apart now egbert
aint nothin

[riseup]

haha, cool.

[riseup]

hey, guess what?

[clockrocket]

so help me god and every horrorterror egbert
if the answer involves poultry asses
i will harm you

[riseup]

the chicken butt ruse was a distraction.

[riseup]

we get to go to school together!!!

[clockrocket]

yep i have been made very much aware that school is compulsory here just like everywhere even the fictional places we came from

[clockrocket]

although
getting to go to school with you guys might actually make it bearable
i mean
way fucking better than being stuck talking to you only through a screen
im
pretty fucking excited about seeing you in person all the time

[clockrocket]

for a while there i just pictured you like nebulous blue text

[riseup]

bad news, dude.
i do not actually have a face.
it just looks like this: 8B

[riseup]

i am the nebulous blue text.
it is me.

[riseup]

but it is really fun going to school with jade and rose too!
and all of the trolls...
hey, terezi is here.

[clockrocket]

just buckteeth

[clockrocket]

maybe youre a hooloovoo

[clockrocket]

i actually got to meet terezi before i was sucked into this bullshit wormhole to new retardo land
i wonder if the version of her thats here remembers me

[clockrocket]

[riseup]

she remembered the last two yous that showed up.

[clockrocket]

oh
thats
surprisingly encouraging actually ok good

[clockrocket]

i dont want to start having to explain to everybody shit i remember that they dont