just when you think youve got your shit together

[clockrocket]

youre suddenly sharing a room with a cat

rabbit

thing

seriously are they expecting this animal to be my dear old dad or mom or whatever (im not checking its gender ok someone else can do that on my behalf)

ive got all this chocolate

is it gonna get sick if it eats this chocolate

its fine im fine everythings ok

eat your sweets fellows its time for saint valentine

the dave strider sanctuary for bizarre and nauseatingly cute wildlife has tons of fucking chocolate

like holy shit

so if youre too lazy to go buy some yourself just come over here or something ok

fuck

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[clockrocket]

i dont want to start having to explain to everybody shit i remember that they dont

[riseup]

i guess it is the other way around this time.

[riseup]

i have been here for almost a year, dude.
i know soooooooo much stuff that you don't, i am like some island guru.

[clockrocket]

i think jade gets that title
youre too landlocked

[riseup]

i should make her space you over here just for saying that.

[clockrocket]

what why
im serious
shes the guru of all things islandy

[riseup]

she totally is!
but i am so not landlocked.

[riseup]

also, getting spaced around feels weird.

[clockrocket]

well not anymore youre not
but i hardly think living on the west coast counts as much as living in the middle of the fucking ocean
like
puget sound vs the whole pacific
no contest

[clockrocket]

i wonder if its like being timed around

[riseup]

that sounds uncomfortable and kinda dumb.

[clockrocket]

not so much uncomfortable as just really fucking convoluted
unnecessarily so