ok heres the offical documentation kyuubey

[clockrocket]

im getting a totally sweet deal guys you should talk to him
i take back anything i said
i have the coolest roommate
not as cool as me of course
but damn hes up there


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sorry for the conksuck scanner
i dont feel like redoing it

Comments

[roseate]

Well thank god for the monster piss clause.

[clockrocket]

thats where i draw the line rose
TAKE NOTE EGBERT

[roseate]

Here I was worried your priorities were somehow out of line.

[clockrocket]

i appreciate the concern i really do
but my priorities are top notch shit here
they are only out of whack insofar as its possible for them to ever be out of whack
which is never
what the fuck is a whack anyway
thats a stupid figure of speech

[roseate]

The only concern I have is how many times John and Jade are going to watch you come and go and get yourself blown up via devil rabbit.
Whack, in this circumstance, seems appropriate.
But then I can only see basically every possible future insofar is it relates to the best possible outcomes as a whole.
No big deal.

[clockrocket]

is that what happened to the previous daves

[roseate]

Who knows.
You sort of kept up and disappearing.

[clockrocket]

well
its not gonna happen this time
ok
im stronger than they were
i can handle it

[roseate]

You basically just all but sold your soul in the name of Pogs.
Pogs were never cool, Dave.

[roseate]

Anyway.
I'm sure your judgement is in no way compromised by anything.
Do what you want.

[roseate]

I have things to do. Enjoy your new roommate.

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[justletmeknow]

That's very good.
But several things in your document qualify as separate wishes.

[clockrocket]

but its gonna be hilarious

[clockrocket]

ugh
god ok fine whatever
take your caramels and feed them to jade
i have enough chocolate to last the long winter

[clockrocket]

ok like what

[clockrocket]

i can probably take out some of the types of breakfast cereal if its too many

[roseate]

Caramels are probably bad for her.
I thought that was your concern.

[clockrocket]

goddamn it i forgot light-up sneakers
this is why i want to be able to revise the terms

[clockrocket]

no
my concern was how chocolate interacts with dogtier
and if that was gonna poison her
unless you think caramel is going to get stuck in her teeth
does she have dog teeth now
im
so confused about this

[roseate]

It depends on how far you're extending this metaphor.
You can add it your ever-growing list.

[justletmeknow]

Those should be fine.
Your original wish was to restore items from a previous time period, right?

[justletmeknow]

Those should be covered as well. Now, to answer your question:

Section B X is fine, but items 1, 2, and 3 don't relate to the original wish.

Section B XI is an opinion and therefore subjective and doesn't relate to the original wish. The item beneath it is the same.

Section B XIII does not relate to the original wish.

Section B XIV can only be done in accordance Eridan Ampora's desires, as it does not relate to the original wish, unless you want to make this your wish.

Section B XV is irrelevant to the original wish, but dependent on you.

Section C would entail additional wishes.

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[justletmeknow]

I can answer that question.
I've never interacted with any instance of you previously.
Any disappearances have been unrelated to the formation of a contract.

[tykebombing.livejournal.com]

[oh dear, you made a shiny and now have the attention of this spastic little girl.]

Eeee, you wrote in red without using a crayon! How'd you do that?! [aaand giggling.] Red's such a fun color!!

[riseup]

i stopped reading after dunkaroos.
is the bunny your lawyer or something?

[clockrocket]

see rose its not his fault

[clockrocket]

i used a marker

[clockrocket]

kyuubey is my roommate
but im gonna be doing contract work for him
these are the terms of our agreement

[clockrocket]

not so much restore as bring them back into style
you can still purchase most of these

[clockrocket]

hold on i gotta reread which parts those were

[clockrocket]

ok so regarding the following:

• section b x im willing to forfeit the concerts as long as "all star" makes it back on the top 40 charts along with a few savage garden songs


• xi and its note just mean that rosie o'donnell needs to remain uncool in this new setting but michelle trachtenberg is allowed to be cool again


• b xiii i was trying to do something nice but thats fine as long fresh (or thresh) prince is back on the air (even though new episodes would be awesome and vantas would totally owe me big time)


• xiv is a shame but ok ill just have to do some shenanigans on my own and it shouldnt be difficult if the clothes are easy to come by, i can probably get kanayas help anyway


• regarding xv as long as the dolphins do what i tell them it should be fine right


• section c im willing to revoke as long as i can include the game "bop it" and also the aforementioned light-up sneakers

[clockrocket]

also does section d still stand
my outfit had better be fucking snazzy as hell

[tykebombing.livejournal.com]

But don't you run out of space if you write on the screen?

[riseup]

contract work?
are you like a hitman?

[clockrocket]

im
do i need to explain how scanners work

[clockrocket]

i think im dressing up and fighting monsters
thats
what ive taken away from this

[riseup]

dressing up like what?

[clockrocket]

im not entirely sure
but like a magical girl
or boy in this case
it may involve a lisa frank inspired color palette

[riseup]

like the sailor moons?

[clockrocket]

shut up john you know youre just jealous

[riseup]

yeah, you are right.
i'm soooooooo jealous of your new life as a contracted sailor girl from the sexy animes.

[clockrocket]

im the sexiest john
from all the animes

[tykebombing.livejournal.com]

Umm what's that?

[clockrocket]

[riseup]

i only skimmed this but to me it sounds like you are asking the bunny to make eridan your tuxedo mask.

[clockrocket]

nah
i was gonna make him even less fashionable than that but i either have to change my wish or convince him to wear stupid clothes by myself
which i can do

[tykebombing.livejournal.com]

Eeeee, is that a puppy?! A puppy with horns?!

SOME SERIOUS BACKDATING OVER HERE. SORRY.

[justletmeknow]

Your concessions on Section B X will not be a problem.

Section B XI will not be a problem as long as that is the way it was in that time period.

Insofar as your question on Section B XV, your understanding is correct.

Regarding your concession on Section C: as the game you reference along with the light-up sneakers both belong to the time period you wish to bring back into style, this won't be a problem either.

[justletmeknow]

Section D is dependent on you!