[ dwadziesciaosiem ]

[oftpartitioned]

Whatever, that all pretty much sounded right.

Comments

[subspaceflowers]

Isn't that just cheating because it's all in history books?

[oftpartitioned]

psshaw I can't help if I'm famous or whatever

[subspaceflowers]

You're a country. It doesn't count.

[oftpartitioned]

it does so count!!!

[subspaceflowers]

Well it's not like having a population and a GDP is going to help you get girls, right?

[oftpartitioned]

uhh it kinda does

[subspaceflowers]

How would that even work?

[oftpartitioned]

i dont follow

[subspaceflowers]

I mean... if you were to try and sleep with someone, what would happen?

[oftpartitioned]

[oftpartitioned]

what dyou mean "TRY"??

[subspaceflowers]

You're not answering the question, bro.

[oftpartitioned]

your question is stupid! I've slept with LOADS of ppl!!

[oftpartitioned]

GIRL ppl!!

[subspaceflowers]

Two offenses: 1) not answering the question. 2) getting super defensive for no reason.

I don't care who you slept with, dudes or chicks. Whatever. All I'm asking is if you did want to bump uglies with someone, how would it work?

[oftpartitioned]

i dont sleep with dude ppl, im not gay! and anyway i have a dick, i do that kinda stuff the same way anybody else would so what??

[subspaceflowers]

Well what about all the people who live on you? In you..?

[oftpartitioned]

girl you are thinking too much into this. It's way easier just to think of me like a super cool king who lives forever in a super cool place that happens to have the same name as me

[subspaceflowers]

I guess so. I think 'super cool' might be stretching it a little, though.

[oftpartitioned]

yeah just shit all over the land im emotionally and bodily tied to for the last 1000+ years and now ive been forcibly taken away from

[subspaceflowers]

Yikes. I wasn't talking about the country.

[oftpartitioned]

weird cause i know you weren't taking a dig at me!

[subspaceflowers]

You sure about that?

[oftpartitioned]

it'd be pretty freakin cheap if you were

[subspaceflowers]

Also, what's your deal with snooping on me and Tim? You some kinda pervert?

[oftpartitioned]

oh please quit flattering yourself, I live here too you know!!

[oftpartitioned]

and considering all my friends are gone EXCUSE ME for taking an interest in tim's life

[subspaceflowers]

I'm not saying you shouldn't take an interest. But there's a point where it becomes creepy, dude. I think listening in to see if he's making out with someone comes pretty close.

[detectivewonder]

I've got a burned copy if you want to watch it again.

[oftpartitioned]

Really??

[detectivewonder]

Yeah. I watched most of it on my computer.

[oftpartitioned]

i only wanna watch my parts!

[oftpartitioned]

and liets

[detectivewonder]

I'll email you the files.

FYI

[oftpartitioned]

YOUR GIRLFRIEND KEEPS ASKING ABOUT MY DICK BUT DONT WORRY I RESPECT OUR FRIENDSHIP TOO MUCH TO HIT THAT

[subspaceflowers]

Dude. I can see this.

[oftpartitioned]

well you are

[detectivewonder]

What?

[knifed]

It was wholly stupid.

And they could not get my voice right.

[oftpartitioned]

yeah you sound like, way more mannish in real life

[knifed]

At least one of us does.