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[vdova]

This isn't a hallucination.

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[mindoirsurvivor]

I just realized. They're going to have us all on Animal Control for days.

[vdova]

What?

[mindoirsurvivor]

If there are cats all over the city, my beat cops are going to wind up re-assigned to... no, hang on, memo from the island government.

Brilliant. Looks like everyone is enlisted to clean this mess up.

[geminated_man]

You're bullshitting, right?

[mindoirsurvivor]

Why does everybody mistake me for a comedian?

[geminated_man]

Mostly cos you're saying some pretty outrageous bullshit, man.

But then, the size of your neck pretty much gives away how little humour you've got. You usually don't need a personality or sense of humour when you've got biceps the size of your head.

[mindoirsurvivor]

You're not the best at making friends, are you?

[vdova]

..I can't afford to feed four cats on this salary.

[mindoirsurvivor]

Well, we can always use more people down at the station. We've even got secretarial openings, if guns and adrenaline aren't really your thing.