Eleventh flight [voice, then video]

[hot4engines]

[Oops, it appears one of the kitties has turned Kaylee's phone on by accident. All that can be heard anyway is a squeal of delight.

Kaylee then picks the phone up and turns it off. Several minutes later, a video of her appears. She has one kitten cradled in her arms and another in her lap.]

This kitty is named Wash, and I named this one Zoe! There was another hangin' around that I named Jayne but I think he's chasin' mice... ain't they just the sweetest things?

'course, they are all gonna need feedin'...

Comments

[geminated_man]

Can they? Can they also be trained not to be total rotting cunts? Stop them from eating you once you've died?

[hot4engines]

... what?! Cats don't eat ya when you die!

[geminated_man]

They do. I've seen it. Cats honestly do not give any number of shits about you and will eat you when you die. By then you're just meat anyway, right?

[hot4engines]

That ain't true.

[geminated_man]

It is true. I told you that I've seen it, right?

[hot4engines]

[Yeah she's just gonna stop talking to you now. XD]