Hey, Feliks!

[detectivewonder]

How'd you like to make a couple hundred dollars?

Comments

[quixotical]

What's the catch?

[detectivewonder]

Probably a mountain lion.

[quixotical]

That's a really big catch!

[detectivewonder]

Under two hundred pounds, most likely. Call it twenty-five dollars to keep it until Monday? You supply the meat, I'll supply ropes and sedatives.

[quixotical]

...Wouldn't the meat cost more than that to keep it all weekend?

[detectivewonder]

What? No. One deer every two weeks, and there's about a hundred pounds of meat on a deer, so for twenty-four hours ten dollars worth of stew meat or six of butcher's scraps should be plenty.

[quixotical]

Oh okay!! I've never fed a big cat like that before.

[detectivewonder]

Just be sure you stand back and toss or slide the meat to them. Don't get within biting range.

[quixotical]

Okay!! Do you think it'll fit in my bathroom?

[detectivewonder]

I've got one in mine.

[quixotical]

Oh, good then!! I think that'll work out.






Only $25 though?

[detectivewonder]

Between one hundred and two hundred pounds of cat, so at fifty cents a pound, between fifty and one hundred dollars split three ways. Assuming an average, twenty-five dollars is an even third.

[quixotical]

Ay, that does make sense. Okay!! Boss really needs the money...

[sunflowersister]

I'M PRAYING FOR YOU TOO!!

[quixotical]

Ay, don't worry don't worry! Boss won't get too badly hurt.


I think.