This is not the time I was looking for.

[stopwatchesandcoffee]

Mairwyn? Mairwyn, the device isn't working properly. Where did you go.

Mairwyn?

It's dropped me off in the wrong place.

What's going on? As much as I love coffee, now is neither the time or the place. If this is you trying to remind me of what would have been, I already got that message.

This isn't funny.

Mairwyn, answer me!

Blast. Is this thing broken?

Comments

[allons_y_alonso]

I'm just trying to make sure we're not arrested!

By my count, my one date to your two followed by joint banana splits with Strappy (while we talk about Villengard still leaves me ahead by one!

[chronosexual]

How sweet, I've got a nickname already.

[allons_y_alonso]

You never introduced yourself!

Or if you did, I wasn't paying attention!

Besides, Strappy is what we call all the Time Agents we meet!

[chronosexual]

And I thought I was just special.

Call me Jack Harkness. Figure it'd sound better coming out of you than 'strappy', anyway.

[neverstops]

I don't know. Strappy was growing on me. Jack, you say? Jack. Jack.

You don't much look like a Jack.

[chronosexual]

Probably because I'm not. But it's a name, and it's the only one you're getting from me, handsome.

[allons_y_alonso]

Jack Harkness. Sounds vaguely familiar, somehow.

Vortex manipulators are a little crude, though, don't you think? A little show-offy, hands-free... Look what I'm doing! I can jump through space and time with nothing but this large piece of phallic proxy technology!

[chronosexual]

They're small, efficient, and easier to conceal than... seriously? a police box? Usually the phone booths I find people travelling in are red.

And what about it is phallic in the least?

[allons_y_alonso]

We're just having a slight malfunction with the chameleon circuit.... honestly, no-one pays attention to her, usually!

And I did say phallic proxy, not phallic symbol. You can't tell me you don't look at another Agent's wrist strap when you bump into one another.

[chronosexual]

Ohhh now see you're just trying to make me feel insecure. Clever, you.

Whether I do or not is not an of your business, and therefore, your assumption will go unanswered.

[allons_y_alonso]

Have it your way, then.

[chronosexual]

Oh, well in that case, I think I'd like to have you.

[allons_y_alonso]

Buy me a drink first!

[chronosexual]

It's a date.

[allons_y_alonso]

Brilliant!