This is not the time I was looking for.

[stopwatchesandcoffee]

Mairwyn? Mairwyn, the device isn't working properly. Where did you go.

Mairwyn?

It's dropped me off in the wrong place.

What's going on? As much as I love coffee, now is neither the time or the place. If this is you trying to remind me of what would have been, I already got that message.

This isn't funny.

Mairwyn, answer me!

Blast. Is this thing broken?

Comments

[chronosexual]

How sweet, I've got a nickname already.

[allons_y_alonso]

You never introduced yourself!

Or if you did, I wasn't paying attention!

Besides, Strappy is what we call all the Time Agents we meet!

[chronosexual]

And I thought I was just special.

Call me Jack Harkness. Figure it'd sound better coming out of you than 'strappy', anyway.

[neverstops]

I don't know. Strappy was growing on me. Jack, you say? Jack. Jack.

You don't much look like a Jack.

[chronosexual]

Probably because I'm not. But it's a name, and it's the only one you're getting from me, handsome.

[allons_y_alonso]

Jack Harkness. Sounds vaguely familiar, somehow.

Vortex manipulators are a little crude, though, don't you think? A little show-offy, hands-free... Look what I'm doing! I can jump through space and time with nothing but this large piece of phallic proxy technology!

[chronosexual]

They're small, efficient, and easier to conceal than... seriously? a police box? Usually the phone booths I find people travelling in are red.

And what about it is phallic in the least?

[allons_y_alonso]

We're just having a slight malfunction with the chameleon circuit.... honestly, no-one pays attention to her, usually!

And I did say phallic proxy, not phallic symbol. You can't tell me you don't look at another Agent's wrist strap when you bump into one another.

[chronosexual]

Ohhh now see you're just trying to make me feel insecure. Clever, you.

Whether I do or not is not an of your business, and therefore, your assumption will go unanswered.

[allons_y_alonso]

Have it your way, then.

[chronosexual]

Oh, well in that case, I think I'd like to have you.

[allons_y_alonso]

Buy me a drink first!

[chronosexual]

It's a date.

[allons_y_alonso]

Brilliant!