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carcinoGeneticist ([personal profile] ihateyouetc) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-04-28 03:57 pm
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THIS SURE IS FUCKING SOMETHING

OK, THIS ISN'T MY FIRST CONTRETEMPS WITH THE CULMINATION OF CATASTROPHIC AND CEASELESS FUCK-UPS THAT COMPRISE ALPHA-ME'S MISERABLE CONTINUED EXISTENCE ON A PHYSICAL LEVEL THAT ISN'T LOST IN THE FURTHEST RING, SWIMMING SOMEWHERE IN THE DREAMS OF ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS
AND IT PROBABLY WON'T BE MY LAST, BUT THAT SAID
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
I'VE BEEN CONDUCTING SOME RESEARCH
WHAT I'VE FOUND ISN'T PROMISING
I MEAN, THIS COMPUTER IS OK
IT'S NOT AS BAD AS SOME OTHERS I'VE SEEN
BUT ANYTHING ELSE IS PRETTY MUCH SHIT.
THIS IS THE MOST LACKLUSTER EXCUSE FOR ANYTHING APPROXIMATING A "LIFE" I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED
SO WHENEVER HE GETS BACK HERE
I'M GOING TO BE A GENEROUS GUY AND GO OUT OF MY WAY TO POINT OUT HIS INCREDIBLE FUCK-UPS.

EXHIBIT 1



OUT OF ALL THE MISTAKES, THIS ONE MIGHT BE THE MOST IMPRESSIVE YET.
WHAT THE FUCK?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
ALPHA-ME, YOU'RE ASSOCIATING WITH SOMEONE WHO USES PAPYRUS.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN?

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EXHIBITS 5 - 8







WOW, NO ONE WILL EVER TAKE THAT IMAGE!

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EXHIBIT 11



DUDE, NO.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WATCHED A MOVIE THAT WAS AS BIG OF A PIECE OF SHIT AS THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE IT IS.
AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR 12TH PERIGEE'S EVE COME EARLY!
I'M LIKE THE BIG RED VACATION ASSHOLE UP IN HERE.
STEP OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING WAY, IT'S KARKAT SANTAS.



OH A MYSTERIOUS FOLDER TITLED "FJDKFSDJKFLSDKLFJSDF" AFTER YOU CLICK THROUGH A FOLDER CALLED "DONT CLICK THIS" AND THEN A FOLDER CALLED "SERIOUSLY DONT CLICK THIS" AND THEN ONE CALLED "FUCK YOU WHY ARE YOU CLICKING THIS" THEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE BETWEEN "FUCK" AND "NO."
"FJDKFSDJKFLSDKLFJSDF" WAS IN THE "NO" FOLDER BY THE WAY.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE IN IT?



WOW! LET'S GET A SAMPLE OF THESE STERLING MESSAGES ON THIS OUTDATED COMPUTER THAT SOMEHOW RUNS SHOCKINGLY WELL, WHICH GIVES ME THE IMPRESSION YOU SOMEHOW GOT SOLLUX TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOU WHEN YOU'RE A TREMENDOUS JACKASS WHO DOES NOTHING BUT WASTE A LOT OF FUCKING SPACE.

OK, ON TO THE SAMPLES!

FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME WRITE THIS
FUCKING KILL ME
GET TO THE FUCKING POINT
FDGJHGFKSD
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
I FUCKING QUIT
NNNGH
UGH
OH GOD
AUGH
JOHN
FUCK YOU
GJHKLFJSDF

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REMARKABLE "FRIENDSHIP"!
OH BY GOLLY, THIS IS ALL WATER BENEATH THE "FRIENDSHIP SUSPENSION"
CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS, ALPHA KARKAT VANTAS
YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO US ALL.
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS GUY DIDN'T DIE
HE'S NOT EVEN GOD TIER
HOW IN THE FUCK IS THIS GUY EVEN STILL ALIVE?
I MEAN
I GUESS ALL THE ARADIAS WANDERING AROUND EXPLAIN THAT
I THINK THERE ARE MORE ARADIAS THAN ANYBODY ELSE
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN MORE ROBOTS IN ONE PLACE
EXCEPT LIKE IN EQUIUS'S CREEPY FUCKING DEATH CAGE
YEAH, I WANDERED INTO ONE OF THOSE
SERIOUSLY, FUCK THAT FUCKING BUBBLE
I COULDN'T GET OUT OF THAT ONE FAST ENOUGH
HOLY SHIT.
ANYWAY
IN CONCLUSION:

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[personal profile] squidissension 2012-04-29 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
actually wwhen you stop to talk to them theyre not that fuckin bad
kar this looks kinda serious
fef and i wwere kinda in the middle a somethin but im wworried about you
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[personal profile] squidissension 2012-04-29 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
this post has kinda a
urgent feel
i dunno kar should i be wworrried
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[personal profile] squidissension 2012-04-29 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
wwell fefs got a date tonight so im still goin to find you
evven if nothins fuckin wwrong liek you say it isnt
wwe could just make fun of it together right
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[personal profile] squidissension 2012-04-29 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
great
ill try and find somethin wworth eatin to bring as snacks
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[personal profile] squidissension 2012-04-29 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
wwhale not much is different wwith me considerin
so i dont mind just listenin to you
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[personal profile] squidissension 2012-04-29 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
like i could force you to do any shit you didnt wwant to
movvies sound good to me
like i said wwe dont havve to talk so wwhy the fuck are you pursuin it

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[personal profile] squidissension - 2012-04-29 08:22 (UTC) - Expand
reanimated: (like i believe that!)

[personal profile] reanimated 2012-04-29 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh for fuck's sake BLANKET RULE! DO NOT SHAG YOUR WEIRD FRIENDS IN OUR FLAT

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[personal profile] reanimated - 2012-04-29 08:35 (UTC) - Expand
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[personal profile] splashes 2012-04-29 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
O)( don't get your nub all in a bunc)( just yet!
Well, MOR-E t)(an it already is at any given time. 38|
T)(e dream bubbles are not so terrible and you know it.
And as of now, we are among t)(e living again!
Some)(ow...
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[personal profile] splashes 2012-04-29 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
)(a)(a no I )(ave not run into )(im yet!
Did )(e really kill )(is consorts? 38(
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[personal profile] splashes 2012-04-29 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Among" t)(e living is different from being ALIV-E, dummy!
You are rig)(t! We are D-EFINIT-ELY dead.
-Even my powers cannot c)(ange t)(at )(ere.
T)(e finomenally -EXCITING part is t)(e amount of UNdead and UNdreaming also present wit)( us! 38)
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[personal profile] splashes 2012-04-29 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
Also I do not see w)(y you )(ave to give your Alp)(a self suc)( a )(ard time about t)(is.
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[personal profile] splashes 2012-05-01 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
C)(ill out, Crabcatc)(!
Clearly )(e )(AS remembered to breat)(e, among ot)(er t)(ings, or )(e would not be t)(e Alp)(a you!
Du)(!!
It will not )(urt you to give )(im a LITTL-E credit.
Besides, all t)(e pouncebeasts are kind of cute...
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[personal profile] splashes 2012-05-01 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
As for your second question, Y-----ES! 38D
By t)(e amount of live ones we )(ave )(ere I'd say it is US w)(o )(ave managed to drift off course.