[video]

[clockrocket]

[ The webcam starts recording, and there's Dave. Just Dave, just sitting at his desk, staring with a blank expression -- at least, as far as can be witnessed with his shades blocking his eyes.

He leans forward on the desk, as if scrutinizing the camera, and rests his weight heavily on his forearms. When he speaks, it's monotone. Deadpan, as he always aspires to be. ]

Bro? You here now, too?

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

not to wreck te moment but
shit

[flightybro]

Not exactly.
I'm not your "Bro", at least not in this timeline.
It's Dirk.