[video]

[clockrocket]

[ The webcam starts recording, and there's Dave. Just Dave, just sitting at his desk, staring with a blank expression -- at least, as far as can be witnessed with his shades blocking his eyes.

He leans forward on the desk, as if scrutinizing the camera, and rests his weight heavily on his forearms. When he speaks, it's monotone. Deadpan, as he always aspires to be. ]

Bro? You here now, too?

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

not to wreck te moment but
shit

[clockrocket]

yeah

[fuckincakewake]

hes prob leik
dicking aruond w robots or something
um one sec

[clockrocket]

from what ive heard hes not even like
the right bro
like
MY bro
so i dont even know what to say

[fuckincakewake]

dirks a beter bro than snybody could ask for
and u dont look like s fuckign badass moviestar revulionary
so i geuds itll just be dissppointment all aruond

[flightybro]

Not exactly.
I'm not your "Bro", at least not in this timeline.
It's Dirk.

[clockrocket]

yeah
so ive heard

[clockrocket]

so nice to meet you i guess
its sort of weird
not gonna lie

[flightybro]

Pretty sure I understand what you mean.
It's not an everyday encounter, meeting your 'Bro' from another timeline.
Hey.