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Kaylee Frye [Firefly/Serenity] ([personal profile] hot4engines) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-05-16 07:14 pm

Fourteenth flight

Gosh, there's so many new faces around I can scarce keep up with all of them. I'm Kaylee, and it's so lovely to meet all of ya. If you got anything mechanical needs fixing, I'm the girl to ask.

Oh, and everyone who's got a cat, Rose's post got me thinking...

[A video feed pops up of Kaylee holding a squirming cat. Said cat is wearing a... rather interesting hat. It then goes back to text]

I want every cat to be pretty as Jayne here and have a hat like I made for him, so I'd be happy to make some ♥

-Kaylee ♥
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[personal profile] subspaceflowers 2012-05-17 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
omigosh

How do I get one.
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[personal profile] subspaceflowers 2012-05-17 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
That is awesome. How soon can I get one for my cat? How much are they?
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[personal profile] subspaceflowers 2012-05-17 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Totally. If it matters, I think greens would look good.
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[personal profile] subspaceflowers 2012-05-17 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You could make a killing if you did them custom colors and stuff!
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[personal profile] icanbuyafez 2012-05-17 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, Kaylee! I'm the Doctor, and it is wonderful to meet you! It's very kind of you to welcome us here.

You're a mechanic? Cool! Love a mechanic. What time are you from?

[He breaks into a wide smile upon seeing the cat.]

Oh, hello there! Jayne, I believe? Ooh, okay - Lord Stormbringer. My apologies. Oh, the hat's not that bad. I think it looks rather cunning, actually.
icanbuyafez: (to hell with the raggedy)

[personal profile] icanbuyafez 2012-05-17 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
The 2500s. Let's see, that's the... 23rd century? No wait, that's too far back - 22nd? No, no, no - 26th. Sorry, I'm not used to thinking of them in the right order.

Yes, I speak cat. I can talk to anything, actually!

He prefers to call himself Lord Sormbringer. He's not really a fan of the hat. Doesn't think it makes him look tough enough.
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[personal profile] icanbuyafez 2012-05-17 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I never really stay in one time for too long - I like to keep traveling. Keeps things interesting, but it can get a bit confusing at times.

Yeah, he mentioned that. Seems he thinks of it as practice for his forays with the rodents. Seems to think of it as something of a crusade! Bit of a big head, that one.

No, Stormy, I didn't mean it like that! Oh, now don't...

Well, that went well. I don't think he likes me much.
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[personal profile] icanbuyafez 2012-05-17 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Would you like to see my time machine? Can't travel in time while she's trapped on the island, but she can still hop around in space just fine!

What, you didn't believe me?
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[personal profile] icanbuyafez 2012-05-17 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"On my way, then."

A short while later, there is a knock on on the door. And yes, he is wearing a fez.
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[personal profile] icanbuyafez 2012-05-17 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yep, that's me! And you're Kaylee, I assume. Otherwise, it's one hell of a coincidence."

Looking past her into the apartment, he sees the cat as well.

"Oh, and little Jay - I mean, Stormbringer! Well, it's very nice to meet you both. Well, Lord Stormy, I am going to show Kaylee here my time machine. Would you care to accompany us?"
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[personal profile] icanbuyafez 2012-05-18 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, the TARDIS won't mind. That's her name, by the way - Time And Relative Dimension In Space. She's right outside."

He gestures out to the police box on the sidewalk, right outside the building.
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[personal profile] icanbuyafez 2012-05-18 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Leading her outside, the doctor grinned, warming up to the explanation; he gets more animated and excited as the explanation goes on.

"It's not actually a blue box. It's camouflage. It's disguised as a police telephone box from 1963. Every time the TARDIS materializes in a new location, within the first nanosecond of landing, it analyzes its surroundings, calculates a twelve dimensional data map of everything within a thousand mile radius, and determines which outer shell would blend in best with the environment."

A pause as the Doctor catches his breath. The next sentence is significantly less energetic.

"And then it disguises itself as a police telephone box from 1963."
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[personal profile] icanbuyafez 2012-05-19 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not rightly sure. It's probably a bit of a fault - I've been meaning to check."

The grin and the enthusiasm come galloping back. Here comes his favorite part.

"But now, Kaylee, prepare yourself. People usually have trouble with this next bit."

He snaps his fingers dramatically, and the doors fall open.

Welcome to the TARDIS.
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[personal profile] icanbuyafez 2012-05-21 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well, she was certainly taking it better than most of the companions he'd ever had. He hops inside, running around and fiddling with the controls. His actions may or may not actually have a purpose - it's really very hard to tell.

"Damn fine, and sexy. But don't let her hear you calling her it! You'll hurt her feelings - the TARDIS is alive, you know."

And she said the "bigger on the inside" part, too! He always looked forward to that. He stops fiddling for a moment to usher her inside and give her a bit of an explanation.

"Yeah, it is a bit. Small outer shell, big room crammed inside, what's that about? Let me explain. Basically, it's another dimension. This is the main control room. Bedrooms are up that way, bathrooms and libraries over there, and straight back is the swimming pool! Beyond that, I start to lose track - so there's always room to explore! So - where do you want to start?"

The Doctor is bouncing around like a kid on Christmas. Instead of asking his companion where in the universe they want to explore, he's asking her where in the TARDIS she wants to explore. Showing off the TARDIS to someone who actually appreciates her is very exciting!

((ooc: Oh god, bonding time over how sexy the TARDIS is - finally someone who'll agree! Also, does the TARDIS translation matrix mean that Kaylee can now talk to His Stormyness, Jayne?))
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[personal profile] icanbuyafez 2012-05-22 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, this is Christmas. Guess who's getting an invitation if they ever find their way off this island.

"Well, I'm afraid the heart of the TARDIS is too dangerous for mortals to behold. But she's controlled from here, and all the wiring is right beneath us! We can go down and take a look, if you want. I'm sure she's in need of a few new thermocouplings!"

He grins. "Right you are. And I'd choose her over magic any day. We've been through a lot, this box and me. What's it been, 700 years now?"

Oh yes, he liked this Kaylee. He obviously doesn't notice the difference when the cat speaks to Kaylee.

"Oh, right, sorry. Been a while since I've had a cat in the TARDIS. Kitchen's down the hall to your right, take two lefts, go straight, right past the helter-skelter, second door on your right!"

It will take him a moment to realize that the cat probably can't open doors. Although if Stormy Jayne thought about it hard enough, I'm sure the TARDIS telepathic circuits could probably do it for him.

((ooc: When she said it was like magic, my first thought was "wait till you read book 7". Also, I just had a terrifying thought. What would happen if Jack ever looked into the heart of the TARDIS? He'd absorb the time vortex, but could it kill him?))
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[personal profile] bowsbeforehoes 2012-05-17 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
That poor cat.
bowsbeforehoes: (⇒ Bored out of his fucking mind.)

[personal profile] bowsbeforehoes 2012-05-18 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Lord Stormbringer Jayne? [He sounds a bit incredulous.]

That's certainly an interesting name.
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[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2012-05-17 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
omgggggg
u shuold make one for our cat!!
hes loves clothse
*clothes
fuckincakewake: (when i make me so damn easy to need.)

[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2012-05-17 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
pink and pruplr plz
those are frigglishs fave colors
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[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2012-05-18 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
no shit we will
im roxy btw
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[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2012-05-19 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
yeah!
shes my momdaughter
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[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2012-05-19 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
um yeah like
im technically her mom in another univrese
but shes my ancestor in mine so
its kidna confusing
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[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2012-05-20 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
its leik pretty confusisng for me too
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[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2012-05-22 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
yah
whatever she is
shes stil pretty tho amirite??