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Fourteenth flight

Gosh, there's so many new faces around I can scarce keep up with all of them. I'm Kaylee, and it's so lovely to meet all of ya. If you got anything mechanical needs fixing, I'm the girl to ask.

Oh, and everyone who's got a cat, Rose's post got me thinking...

[A video feed pops up of Kaylee holding a squirming cat. Said cat is wearing a... rather interesting hat. It then goes back to text]

I want every cat to be pretty as Jayne here and have a hat like I made for him, so I'd be happy to make some ♥

-Kaylee ♥

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Kaylee listened to the explanation with fascination, then put a hand over her mouth to stifle a giggle at the last sentence. Jayne jumped out of her arms to curiously sniff the box, then he began to rub against it. Hey, he needed to expand his territory beyond Kaylee's room.

"That's a real handy ability, but I'm assuming the police box don't exactly blend in everywhere, huh? What, is it glitchy, or does it just like bein' a blue police box?"

"I'm not rightly sure. It's probably a bit of a fault - I've been meaning to check."

The grin and the enthusiasm come galloping back. Here comes his favorite part.

"But now, Kaylee, prepare yourself. People usually have trouble with this next bit."

He snaps his fingers dramatically, and the doors fall open.

Welcome to the TARDIS.

Kaylee hesitated just slightly before walking in, still wondering if he was playing a prank on her- and then words failed her when she saw the interior. Because it certainly looked nothing like a police box on the inside.

"...Wooooow," she whispered reverently. "This is- this is a damn fine machine. A lot bigger'n it looks on the outside, too."

Well, she was certainly taking it better than most of the companions he'd ever had. He hops inside, running around and fiddling with the controls. His actions may or may not actually have a purpose - it's really very hard to tell.

"Damn fine, and sexy. But don't let her hear you calling her it! You'll hurt her feelings - the TARDIS is alive, you know."

And she said the "bigger on the inside" part, too! He always looked forward to that. He stops fiddling for a moment to usher her inside and give her a bit of an explanation.

"Yeah, it is a bit. Small outer shell, big room crammed inside, what's that about? Let me explain. Basically, it's another dimension. This is the main control room. Bedrooms are up that way, bathrooms and libraries over there, and straight back is the swimming pool! Beyond that, I start to lose track - so there's always room to explore! So - where do you want to start?"

The Doctor is bouncing around like a kid on Christmas. Instead of asking his companion where in the universe they want to explore, he's asking her where in the TARDIS she wants to explore. Showing off the TARDIS to someone who actually appreciates her is very exciting!

((ooc: Oh god, bonding time over how sexy the TARDIS is - finally someone who'll agree! Also, does the TARDIS translation matrix mean that Kaylee can now talk to His Stormyness, Jayne?))

[[OOC: ... let's do it. For the lulz.]]

Kaylee just stood gawping, even as the Doctor ushered her inside. She kept turning her head this way and that, finding something new each time she looked around, until she felt dizzy.

"My head's spinnin'. Where do I even start? There's so much to do... oh, I'd love to look at her inner workings- you know, her engines and all- but she might not appreciate that, huh? I just love a good engine, way it makes the ship go, pushes her through space..." She sucked in a breath and did a small twirl on one foot. "This is like magic! It's better than magic!"

She smiled down at Jayne, who looked up at her and said very clearly,

"Where's the kitchen?"

Kaylee blinked down at her pet.

Oh yes, this is Christmas. Guess who's getting an invitation if they ever find their way off this island.

"Well, I'm afraid the heart of the TARDIS is too dangerous for mortals to behold. But she's controlled from here, and all the wiring is right beneath us! We can go down and take a look, if you want. I'm sure she's in need of a few new thermocouplings!"

He grins. "Right you are. And I'd choose her over magic any day. We've been through a lot, this box and me. What's it been, 700 years now?"

Oh yes, he liked this Kaylee. He obviously doesn't notice the difference when the cat speaks to Kaylee.

"Oh, right, sorry. Been a while since I've had a cat in the TARDIS. Kitchen's down the hall to your right, take two lefts, go straight, right past the helter-skelter, second door on your right!"

It will take him a moment to realize that the cat probably can't open doors. Although if Stormy Jayne thought about it hard enough, I'm sure the TARDIS telepathic circuits could probably do it for him.

((ooc: When she said it was like magic, my first thought was "wait till you read book 7". Also, I just had a terrifying thought. What would happen if Jack ever looked into the heart of the TARDIS? He'd absorb the time vortex, but could it kill him?))

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