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[rule_britannia]

Well, this is just bloody brilliant.

Unless they’re lying. They could be lying. I don’t feel any different. I certainly don’t feel more sodding real than I did before… but this isn’t London. Magic, maybe? Could be. Maybe I’m dreaming. Pinching doesn’t work though so it must be one hell of a good---… Maybe I’m dead? Oh, bloody hell, what if I am dead? How the bloody fuck did that happen?!

No, no… Calm down, Arthur…

… Thinking about it, I suppose I should have expected it, if I’m honest, but who the bloody hell is going to entertain for a moment the idea that they’re fictional? The world’s always felt perfectly real to me and I… ah, bollocks… I’m not dealing with this very well...

...

I need a drink.

Comments

[sunflowersister]

According to everyone else, it does. I mean, not cats specifically, but just weird and inexplicable things like that.

[rule_britannia]

Ah-hah... well, isn't that interesting...

[sunflowersister]

Mostly it's just really stressful.

[rule_britannia]

Mm, I can imagine that to be the case.

[sunflowersister]

And it's really frustrating to not know what's going on back home? But I guess I like cats better than I like political drama, so it's kind of like an incredibly confusing vacation that you can't make go away.

But it's nice to see more of us here!

[sunflowersister]

I mean, not that I'm glad you're stuck here too! I just

[sunflowersister]

Oh bother, never mind.