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[rule_britannia]

Well, this is just bloody brilliant.

Unless they’re lying. They could be lying. I don’t feel any different. I certainly don’t feel more sodding real than I did before… but this isn’t London. Magic, maybe? Could be. Maybe I’m dreaming. Pinching doesn’t work though so it must be one hell of a good---… Maybe I’m dead? Oh, bloody hell, what if I am dead? How the bloody fuck did that happen?!

No, no… Calm down, Arthur…

… Thinking about it, I suppose I should have expected it, if I’m honest, but who the bloody hell is going to entertain for a moment the idea that they’re fictional? The world’s always felt perfectly real to me and I… ah, bollocks… I’m not dealing with this very well...

...

I need a drink.

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voice;

[lifewithoutrest]

Quite a shock, isn't it?

voice;

[rule_britannia]

What--

Oh. Ah. Hello. Yes, it bloody is... I'm not quite sure what to do with myself now.

voice;

[lifewithoutrest]

I imagine that's a common enough reaction. I'm still struggling with the concept, myself.

Helen Magnus. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[sunflowersister]

Oh dear.

[rule_britannia]

...

I beg your pardon?

[sunflowersister]

Well, no, I'm fairly certain we're not dead. Hello!

[icanbuyafez]

Nope, I don't think we're dead. Done that before, and it's no fun at all. Besides, I met a friend of mine here and he can't die, so that's impossible anyway!

Nice to meet you. I'm the Doctor!

[rule_britannia]

... Ah, well then.. that tosses that theory out.

... Doctor? Doctor who?



((OOC: I'M SORRY I HAD TO))

[icanbuyafez]

Don't worry, there are plenty more theories floating around. I mean, what does becoming real physically mean? We're probably just bleeding through from alternate universes, although how that's still possible is another question entirely.

Just the Doctor!


((OOC: fffffffffffffff. <3))

[oftpartitioned]

uhhhh nope, because magic isn't real. duh!

[rule_britannia]

... Oh God.

... Poland?

[oftpartitioned]

yeah! What, are you going blind or something?

oh look a british person

[solemnly_swere]

Are you from London?

Personally, I really do not think they made a convincing argument but ... I'm not sure what sort of purpose they would have for kidnapping us.

ohai o3o

[rule_britannia]

Hm?

Ah, yes.. yes I am.

And I rather agree, but I wasn't given the opportunity to ask any questions.

[solemnly_swere]

Yes. I seem to have missed out on that as well.

[Mostly because he had transformed into a werewolf and fled the building. Not quite the positive start.]

If it helps, I rather doubt we are dead. This place is a bit too real to be any sort of afterlife. I do not think it is normal for dead people to bleed.

[heartofbakerst]

Blimey. There certainly seem to be a lot of Britons here of late.

May as well call it "Little England".

Dr. John Watson. It's a pleasure.

[rule_britannia]

Little England... Hah, that's a laugh...

Next you'll be telling me that Sherlock Holmes is here, too.

[heartofbakerst]

Should I not, then?

1/???

[quixotical]

( Huh? Who's this on the network- )

2/???

[quixotical]

( ...Is that who he thinks it is.

Yes.

That is who he thinks it is. )

3/???

[quixotical]

( Nooo, and he had been so happy without England here nooooooooooo. )

4/5

[quixotical]

( Let him just weep for a moment. A long moment. )

5/5

[quixotical]

( Okay now time for something different. )

I could make sure you're dead!

1/3

[rule_britannia]

[What.

WHAT?]

2/3

[rule_britannia]

[Okay just give him a moment while he has a good laugh]