Ḥayy ibn Yaqẓān

[notdogmatic]

Perhaps the most instructive facet of summer camp is witnessing the reactions of my classmates to unexpected educational stimuli.

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[notdogmatic]

That is a possible explanation, I suppose.

[callbacks]

either way she gets an a for enthusiasm

[notdogmatic]

It is true that she was more energetic than most of the other participants.

[callbacks]

yeah those bitches clearly dont know how to have a good time
the social skills coordinator or whoever must have his priorities hella scrambled i mean whos teaching these kids how to live it up

[notdogmatic]

That was not listed on my curriculum.

[callbacks]

see
poor prioritizing
what do they teach kids these days

[notdogmatic]

I am told that my focus ought to be on social studies and peer interaction, as my other academics are above average.

[callbacks]

no look this is case in point
no one can learn to be naturally awesome and chill like certain ridiculously good looking dudes as long as people are treating it like a graded science project
seriously who goes to summer camp all wiggling in their seats for SOCIAL SKILLS
no one
it comes in between sabotaging color wars and macking behind the bleachers when the counselors arent looking

[notdogmatic]

Are those activities you would suggest, then?

[callbacks]

rites of passage man
you should bone up on your bildungsroman teen comedies

[notdogmatic]

Thank you for the suggestion.

[callbacks]

no problem
consider me your real teen lifestyle boddhisatva
the path to social enlightenment is paved with shitty dvd covers

[notdogmatic]

A brief search indicates that perhaps the best place to begin would be the collected works of John Hughes?

[callbacks]

home alone or ferris bueller

[notdogmatic]

Ferris Bueller comes first, alphabetically.

[callbacks]

thats as good a reason as any
i havent seen that one in a while it was pretty ok

[notdogmatic]

Would you like to watch it with me?

[callbacks]

look at that see how civil and socialized you are
ill add forty points to your popularity score by accepting your invitation like the unbelievably generous dude i am
when and where man

((assuming this si still yesterday))

[notdogmatic]

Tomorrow after camp? I believe the movie is available on Netpix.

May I ask what the average score others have accrued on this scale is?

((Sounds good))

[callbacks]

if theyre not on my list
zero
tomorrow sounds good im not heading to bros until after dinner probably