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[maiditoutalive]

wow
i definitely didnt see this coming!
who knew that one day you could just wake up and be casually informed everything you thought youd lived before was complete fiction
i sure didnt
but
hmmmmm
it sounds just a tad
suspicious
dont you think?
i dontt really know whats going on but im not sure i automatically believe it just because somebody said it
my life felt pretty real to me you know and i am fairly certain somewhere along theres probably a philosophical paradigm to justify all of this in between the complexities of space time and consciousness
your fiction could be my reality in an alternate dimension, what about that?
or!
what if this were the fiction??
ooh that would be a twist!!
it definitely sounds like something out a book or maybe one of those sci fi tv shows where theyre always trying to trip you up
surprise it was just a dream all along!
you know what i mean?
anyway
im aradia
if any of my friends were chosen to be told that they are actually fictional entities and now we are finally experiencing real life please let me know so we can meet up again and compare notes on our fictional existences and timelines

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[callbacks]

jam session
or beatdown depending
and i thought he just did that because he was fucking shithive

[maiditoutalive]

i don't think the two are mutually exclusive
they may actually be linked
that reminds me
how has it been going with him?

[callbacks]

do you mean with sir juggalo lord of the weird threats
i dunno its fine i guess
i dont know why everyone keeps making a big deal out of me talking to him its not like hes tried anything

[maiditoutalive]

are you asking me to explain or is this a critique on everyone else considering it cause for concern?

[callbacks]

mostly its criticism of karkats inability to calm his fucking tits
but yeah i guess im curious
i only talked to the dude like twice whys everyone think hes got it in for me specifically

[maiditoutalive]

are you sure you want me to completely one hundred percent honestly answer that question?

[callbacks]

uh
yes??
if theres a legit and actual reason besides that my bloods just this fragrant bouquet of roses to trollkind

[maiditoutalive]

that is not the reason
that is not even true for anyone as far as i know except for terezi
you do not smell like a bouquet of roses to me
as i recall you smelled like wind and also like sweat and narrowly averted death which is something quite different
the reason gamzee does not like you is because you do not take anything very seriously
i mean to some extent that is not a bad thing so i dont blame you for it
i dont think most of us took gamzee very seriously up until the point when we realized he was very serious about killing us and by then it was too late for some
you are sort of oblivious about the things you do not take seriously when you should take them seriously until you realize that they are in fact serious?
because i think it is easier for you to pretend that it is a joke even to yourself even though i know you know somewhere that it is not a joke at all
not all the time!
but the fact that you are not taking it seriously even now is one of those times
its ok
it will always ensure that we have very interesting conversations
in some ways i think it is even a rather necessary trait for a time player to have
to be able to recognize that not everything is quite so serious as the immediate perspective would lead you to believe or to be able to see that it is only a smaller part of a larger plan for the future

[callbacks]

whoa
ok well regarding the smell thing id just popped out of a sun so like
cut me a little slack
as for the rest
arent clowns supposed to have senses of humor

[maiditoutalive]

yes
but nobody said it had to be a very good sense of humor

[callbacks]

point
either way ive been trying to stay out of his hair but you know
have you seen his hair
its like trying to avoid the fucking jungle

[maiditoutalive]

yes dave
i have in fact seen gamzees hair and agree that it is big
but not impossible to avoid?

[callbacks]

camp doesnt help either
also he lives in the room right above mine
besides i cant help that everybody wants on this it comes with the territory

[maiditoutalive]

what did you say to make yourself that irresistible?

[callbacks]

hell if i remember
that was like years ago for me
but lets face it everything that leaves these lips is premium verbiage

[maiditoutalive]

isnt that a matter of taste rather than an objective fact

[callbacks]

sure
if you mean that everyone with taste knows it

[maiditoutalive]

even the people with bad taste

[callbacks]

somewhere
deep in the lizard part of their brains
they know what theyre missing

[maiditoutalive]

do they really though or do they just hope that they do because it might validate something?