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[maiditoutalive]

wow
i definitely didnt see this coming!
who knew that one day you could just wake up and be casually informed everything you thought youd lived before was complete fiction
i sure didnt
but
hmmmmm
it sounds just a tad
suspicious
dont you think?
i dontt really know whats going on but im not sure i automatically believe it just because somebody said it
my life felt pretty real to me you know and i am fairly certain somewhere along theres probably a philosophical paradigm to justify all of this in between the complexities of space time and consciousness
your fiction could be my reality in an alternate dimension, what about that?
or!
what if this were the fiction??
ooh that would be a twist!!
it definitely sounds like something out a book or maybe one of those sci fi tv shows where theyre always trying to trip you up
surprise it was just a dream all along!
you know what i mean?
anyway
im aradia
if any of my friends were chosen to be told that they are actually fictional entities and now we are finally experiencing real life please let me know so we can meet up again and compare notes on our fictional existences and timelines

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[callbacks]

im learning a whole lot about cheap ways to alchemize chalk

[maiditoutalive]

i think you know why that is important

[callbacks]

hell yeah i do
man though terezi really needs to get here already
i want to see what she does with the ball pit

[maiditoutalive]

she would be quite ecstatic
then she would stick the balls in her mouth and we would have to contend with living in a rather sticky pit for awhile

[callbacks]

i think those balls have seen worse than the inside of a trolls mouth
even terezis

[maiditoutalive]

um
i dont think i want to know what that means
do i

[callbacks]

it means we really shouldnt let terezi slobber all over them
though hopefully her nose will warn her before it comes to that

[maiditoutalive]

dave
are you making this up?

[callbacks]

would these eyes lie

[maiditoutalive]

yes

[callbacks]

harsh
but no i wouldnt lie about this
little kids can get a little excitable

[maiditoutalive]

i still dont know what you are talking about

[callbacks]

wigglers pee in the ball pit

[maiditoutalive]

oh
you could have just said that

[callbacks]

i didnt want to offend anyones delicate sensibilities
there are ladies present

[maiditoutalive]

who were also once wigglers at some point
ladies do in fact pee
you may not have been aware
this has become a very weird conversation

[callbacks]

what
no of course i knew girls pee
they like go to the bathroom in pairs and stuff of course they pee
do trolls do that or is it just rose and kanaya

[maiditoutalive]

no definitely taking someone with you is a vital part of that experience
its like a small social gathering
a party if you like
thats why it takes so long