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wow
i definitely didnt see this coming!
who knew that one day you could just wake up and be casually informed everything you thought youd lived before was complete fiction
i sure didnt
but
hmmmmm
it sounds just a tad
suspicious
dont you think?
i dontt really know whats going on but im not sure i automatically believe it just because somebody said it
my life felt pretty real to me you know and i am fairly certain somewhere along theres probably a philosophical paradigm to justify all of this in between the complexities of space time and consciousness
your fiction could be my reality in an alternate dimension, what about that?
or!
what if this were the fiction??
ooh that would be a twist!!
it definitely sounds like something out a book or maybe one of those sci fi tv shows where theyre always trying to trip you up
surprise it was just a dream all along!
you know what i mean?
anyway
im aradia
if any of my friends were chosen to be told that they are actually fictional entities and now we are finally experiencing real life please let me know so we can meet up again and compare notes on our fictional existences and timelines

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FUCK.

Edited (I FUCKED UP MY TAG IS WHY.) 2012-08-02 01:09 (UTC)

shhhhh!
karkat
yes
please shut up
if we could deviate for just a moment from you beating yourself up again i can try to explain everything for you to the best of my ability
but you have to be quiet
metaphorically speaking

Edited 2012-08-02 01:41 (UTC)

dave is correct in that you will be traveling on the meteor for a sweep and a half or three human years
along with rose kanaya terezi gamzee and one other who i believe calls himself the mayor?
i am not sure if it is going to be future alternate you or just future you because i am not sure yet whether or not this represents a deviation from our timeline in such a way as to create an alternate one or this somehow does not actually effect our alpha timeline because it has nothing to do with the game
i will get back to you on that point
i dont think at the moment it is strictly relevant

oh and you did have a meltdown of meltdowns
more like two meltdowns one after another
to be fair to you you were experiencing a breakdown of your leaderly authority and also several murders followed by body snatching so i dont think anybody held it against you
mostly we just stood there and let you get on with it until you were finished
you were doing pretty well before then you had promised to
i think your words were
shut your mouth and defer to dave and roses judgment
so we were off to a fairly good start
you held your breath for a really long time
it was actually quite impressive
oh i should mention they will sort of be guiding you on the correct path so i guess if anybody is the leader now it is them
but i dont think anybody really cares about that any longer
you were also hit in the face with a bucket

hmmm what else
i would have to agree on the cool part
but i also think you never really give yourself as much credit as you deserve
despite what you think you did manage to unite us for even a short time to work towards one particular goal which is no easy feat when you consider the amount of murdering and bad feeling present among our group
not just anybody could have done that
i couldnt have
you dont have to agree with me
just think about it for awhile

i know you dont want to talk about this part but i think for the sake of getting the information out there you should know
you are correct in that gamzee goes murderous
and that sollux does in fact die as he always predicted he would
i know you wont be happy to hear that
or are probably not happy to hear me confirm that
there was nothing that you could do
i know you are going to blame yourself for it because that is what you do but it was always going to happen no matter which timeline i looked at and there was nothing that you could do to prevent it and you should not waste your time believing that you could
it was meant to happen to lead to other necessary events and we should accept that
its too bad we didnt get a corpse party out of it though but we delayed our celebration a bit too long and the bodies were gone behind our backs before we could reach that point

and on that note about personal responsibility
its ok!
it really is
it was my job to see that our timeline proceeded correctly
i was always going to fix any mistakes that occurred
regardless of how much or how little i needed to correct and no matter whose mistakes they were
and in a lot of ways everything you did and all the errors you made were essential to creating the outcome that was necessary for us to be able to continue and create the human session correctly and so on and so forth
we dont have to talk about it but i want you to know you dont have to worry about it anymore either
what is done is done as it was always going to be done

Edited 2012-08-02 01:47 (UTC)

ok
i think that is everything
hopefully this is all a lot clearer to you now and you feel calmer about it

OK, IT'S NOT THAT I'M IGNORING YOU OR UNGRATEFUL BUT
JUST WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE HERE.

WHAT??????????????

HOW IN THE HELL DID I GET HIT BY A BUCKET.

john threw it through jade so he could pass everyone a note before it would be impossible to do so on his corresponding journey
you just happened to be in the way
and got hit in the head

HE THREW IT *THROUGH* JADE??
HE THREW A BUCKET THROUGH JADE.
OK, I'M STARING AT THIS.
I'M STARING AT IT
LET ME TYPE IT AGAIN TO MAKE SURE I ACTUALLY GET IT
HE THREW A BUCKET THROUGH JADE

GOD
THIS IS FUCKING OBSCENE.
THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING I'VE READ SINCE I GOT HERE
AND I'VE BEEN HERE A PRETTY FUCKING LONG TIME, BY THE WAY.

LIKE THE ONLY THING THAT RIVALS IT IS WHENEVER I GO BACK AND LOOK AT THIS ONE MEMO I COMPLETELY FAILED TO WRITE
SERIOUSLY, IT'S THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING.
THE REASON I WROTE IT IS I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL GOING TO DIE HERE SINCE THIS PLACE WAS FUCKING WITH US
AND AN ALTERNATE FUTURE ME ENDED UP OPENING A MEMO FOR EVERYONE TO SEE AND POSTING SOME OF THE DRAFTS??????????????
WHAT'S THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN.
LIKE, ASIDE FROM THE FACT HE THREW IT THROUGH JADE
WHY DID HE THROW A BUCKET AT ALL????
WHY NOT SOMETHING ELSE
WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE WAS THAT.

uh
i dont know
i have never talked to john so i can offer no insight into his thoughts
why dont you ask him?

I KNOW THAT'S THE BEST SUGGESTION, DAMMIT
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE'S UP TO DATE ON THAT
BUT THANKS. I GUESS I'LL TRY??
WHAT A FUCKING TRAVESTY.

SHIT.
DO I REALLY DEFER TO THE KNIGHT OF DECREPIT AND STILL-RAPIDLY-DEPLETING MENTAL CAPACITIES?
I COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A SHIT IF LALONDE TOOK OVER
THAT'S FINE
BUT I CAN'T SEE TAKING ANY KIND OF "GUIDANCE" FROM THAT MONUMENTAL GAPING ASSHOLE.

that
depends
i only said that was what you said you were going to do
i did not say you actually did it!
and that is because i dont really know
i was not immediately checking up on you in the future to see how you are doing
maybe you will just finally set aside your differences and become friends
i think you have a lot in common when you get right down to it

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OK DONE AGAIN. FEELINGS EVERYWHERE SORRY ARADIA.

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also I guess it's my turn to spam exposition all over the place

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1/4 HE'LL COME BACK TO THE REST OF THIS LATER. HE READ ALL OF IT OK? IT'S JUST.

SOME THINGS ARE REALLY JUMPING OUT AT HIM RIGHT NOW.

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