There are only so many lanyards one can make.

[roseate]

I thought the monsters rather punctuated some of the tepidity.
I certainly am not suggesting an eagerness to return our three year interstellar physics lesson, but there has to be a better antidote to summertime malaise than a visit to the New Moore Municipal Fire Station for a scintillating lecture on remembering to change the batteries in your smoke detector.
One child has been left behind today, Principal Dinkerton.
My mind remains nurture-free.

Comments

[roseate]

I'm unfortunately short on claws at the moment.
I hope a hand will suffice.
Do you have a plan?

[dualii2t]

put that 2marta22ery two good u2e and we'll make iit look liike good old fa2hiioned dii22en2iion.
how armed are you riight now?

[roseate]

Armed enough.
Gentleman first.

1/2 shut up i can use this icon if i wanna

[dualii2t]

excellent.

[dualii2t]

breakiing new2!
no one actually ha2 the fuck2 two 2pare on what the iinfiiniite2iimal diifference2 are between kniittiing and crochetiing.
they're both for anciient crone2 wiith meowbea2t2 for friiend2.
look2 liike you're already halfway there.

THIS IS THE BEST I COULD DO ICONWISE also [~ACTION~]

[roseate]

Excuse me?
Could you repeat yourself?
I couldn't quite underthand your acthent.

[callbacks]

seriously

[roseate]

It's rude to interrupt.

[callbacks]

at least take it outside
there are kids here

[roseate]

Shhhh.

[fuckincakewake]

kick his ass bb!!!!

[callbacks]

sign
ill be in the car

[By which he means: Time to go try to hotwire the fire truck, if the counselors don't stop him first.]

[roseate]

You don't know how to drive.

[callbacks]

they teach it to high schoolers
how hard can it be

[roseate]

Can your feet even reach the pedals?

[callbacks]

im like two feet taller than you lil sis

[dualii2t]

oh 2ure, make a beeliine for the 2peech iimpediiment!
liike that ha2n't been reproce22ed two a pulp.
giive the iin2ult a break, can't you 2ee iit'2 exhau2ted.
it'2 tiired of beiing woken up iin the miiddle of the niight two get 2loppiily reha2hed every tiime 2ollux captor u2e2 a 2iibiilant.
p2, iit'2 a 2tiigmata not an accent, fucknub.

[roseate]

It's a stigmatism. Stigmata is something else entirely.
If this subject's a little over your head, I'm happy to focus elsewhere.
The symbolic presence of bees in your conversation, for one. Freud would have a few thoughts.

[dualii2t]

[ The mental misstep is visible on his face, and he doesn't look too tickled about it. ]

are we 2eriiou2ly goiing two cro22 2word2 about pluraliity AGAIIN.
ii let the lego thiing 2liide becau2e iit'2 a bull2hiit human thiing and you eat, 2leep, and 2hiit preten2iion.
2tiigmata, 2iingular 2tiigma.
your move, 2iifu haiir2pliitter.
and who the fuck ii2 freud??

[roseate]

[Her near-perpetual smirk ticks up a notch on the smugness meter.]

You can't just use words in sentences while ignoring their connotations.
How do you know a term like "sifu" but not who Freud was?

[dualii2t]

you mean human connotatiion2.
way two a22ume our 2peciie2 2hare word 2iigniifiicance.
and unle22 he wa2 one ii don't 2ee how the two are related.

[roseate]

You could make that argument.
His "thignificanth" is certainly comparable.

[dualii2t]

[ There's his cue. Now he looks tickled. ]

WHAT diid ii ju2t 2AY.

[ It's punctuated by the snap, crackle, pop of psychic discharge. It's go time. ]

[roseate]

[AWW YEAH HERE WE GO]

I asked you to repeat yourself.

[dualii2t]

[ Instead of a frustrated scream, what she gets is a gleeful snicker and a light show. Anything's fair game, from spare tires to fire hoses. Watch out for the occasional fire axe! ]