Spreading excitement all Over the world with Suzumiya Haruhi Brigade

[notjohnsmith]

A PROCLAMATION OF THE SOS BRIGADE CREED

OUR SOS BRIGADE IS LOOKING FOR THE MYSTERIES OF THE WORLD!


People who have experienced something mysterious in the past,
people who have run into something mysterious recently,
people who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future:

if any of the above apply to you, come see us!
We'll solve your problem ON THE SPOT!!

However, a normal mystery will not do.
It has to be a mystery that wows us!!
Please make note of that!!


CURRENTLY SEEKING NEW MEMBERS
High school students only.
Normal humans need not apply.

Comments

[themelancholyof]

I miss Mikuru-chan.

[notjohnsmith]

As much as I wouldn't wish for anyone to be whisked away from the comforts of home and deposited on this island, I have to admit that Asahina-san and Nagato-san would be welcome presences.

Even Taniguchi...

[themelancholyof]

Who?

[notjohnsmith]

He was in the movie and on the baseball team...

... come to think of it, wasn't he the one who complained too suspiciously about your middle school dating habits?

Even if you dumped him after only five minutes, was his confession really that forgettable?

[themelancholyof]

How am I supposed to remember all the Taniguchis I've dumped?

[notjohnsmith]

What kind of a thing is that to say?

[themelancholyof]

What do you care about who I dated in middle school anyway! Who even talks about that kind of thing?

[notjohnsmith]

I just mean that Taniguchi is someone you've known for years! After Tsuruya-san, Taniguchi and Kunikida are probably the people the Brigade has interacted most with!

Unless you count the Computer Research Society.

[themelancholyof]

Just because I've known someone for a long time doesn't mean anything. How long have you known the man who tries to collect your NHK fees every year? That doesn't mean you know his name.

[notjohnsmith]

Fine.

I suppose that's one familiar face I'm unlikely to miss seeing...