Spreading excitement all Over the world with Suzumiya Haruhi Brigade

[notjohnsmith]

A PROCLAMATION OF THE SOS BRIGADE CREED

OUR SOS BRIGADE IS LOOKING FOR THE MYSTERIES OF THE WORLD!


People who have experienced something mysterious in the past,
people who have run into something mysterious recently,
people who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future:

if any of the above apply to you, come see us!
We'll solve your problem ON THE SPOT!!

However, a normal mystery will not do.
It has to be a mystery that wows us!!
Please make note of that!!


CURRENTLY SEEKING NEW MEMBERS
High school students only.
Normal humans need not apply.

Comments

[worldsonly]

So literally every single person on this island, then.

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

Ah - that does indeed appear to be the case.

[themelancholyof]

Hmmm, too old.

[riseup]

what do the members get to do?

[notjohnsmith]

There's really no way to accurately predict that. Consulting the I Ching would be as useful as asking.

Possibly more useful.

However, if you're looking to escape a slow or predictable routine, that much at least is a solid guarantee.

[riseup]

so it's like a club that just does... everything?

[notjohnsmith]

Everything that is sufficiently bizarre, out of the ordinary, capricious, unexpected, scandalous, or whimsically off-beat, yes.

[themelancholyof]

If we're to get another glasses character I want at least one girl to balance this all out. What kind of woman do you take me for!!

[notjohnsmith]

If your subordinates do the recruiting, does it say anything about you at all?

In any case, one of my recruitment prospects didn't pan out, but there's one or two others can try.

[themelancholyof]

I don't have any costumes yet! Besides, it seems like you know most of these people already.

[notjohnsmith]

I'm not even certain if there's a costume shop on the island. Last Halloween, they were all government provided...

Ah, it seems like Rose isn't interested. Maybe if Sayaka-san has the spare time...

1/3

[themelancholyof]

[themelancholyof]

3/3

[themelancholyof]

Fine, whatever. Let me know if you get any bites.

[notjohnsmith]

They're not fish.

Apart from Sayaka, I don't know who else I could ask. You'd say Kaylee-onee-san is too old, and apart from that... Feferi-san was released a few days ago, and I don't know the rest of the trolls that well. If your criteria is "girls in our age group," the island has a very limited pool of recruits. Everyone else I know well enough to impose such a request on suddenly is male, and we wouldn't want the club reflecting badly on the Brigade Leader's character.

[themelancholyof]

I miss Mikuru-chan.

[notjohnsmith]

As much as I wouldn't wish for anyone to be whisked away from the comforts of home and deposited on this island, I have to admit that Asahina-san and Nagato-san would be welcome presences.

Even Taniguchi...

[themelancholyof]

Who?

[notjohnsmith]

He was in the movie and on the baseball team...

... come to think of it, wasn't he the one who complained too suspiciously about your middle school dating habits?

Even if you dumped him after only five minutes, was his confession really that forgettable?

[themelancholyof]

How am I supposed to remember all the Taniguchis I've dumped?

[notjohnsmith]

What kind of a thing is that to say?

[themelancholyof]

What do you care about who I dated in middle school anyway! Who even talks about that kind of thing?

[notjohnsmith]

I just mean that Taniguchi is someone you've known for years! After Tsuruya-san, Taniguchi and Kunikida are probably the people the Brigade has interacted most with!

Unless you count the Computer Research Society.

[themelancholyof]

Just because I've known someone for a long time doesn't mean anything. How long have you known the man who tries to collect your NHK fees every year? That doesn't mean you know his name.

[notjohnsmith]

Fine.

I suppose that's one familiar face I'm unlikely to miss seeing...

[themelancholyof]

Only fun stuff!!

[riseup]

duh.
what would be the point of a club that did boring stuff?

[themelancholyof]

You would be shocked how many exist.

[hawkingbird]

Wait, what exactly is this club's purpose?

[notjohnsmith]

That might be as difficult to express as the meaning of life.