Spreading excitement all Over the world with Suzumiya Haruhi Brigade

[notjohnsmith]

A PROCLAMATION OF THE SOS BRIGADE CREED

OUR SOS BRIGADE IS LOOKING FOR THE MYSTERIES OF THE WORLD!


People who have experienced something mysterious in the past,
people who have run into something mysterious recently,
people who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future:

if any of the above apply to you, come see us!
We'll solve your problem ON THE SPOT!!

However, a normal mystery will not do.
It has to be a mystery that wows us!!
Please make note of that!!


CURRENTLY SEEKING NEW MEMBERS
High school students only.
Normal humans need not apply.

Comments

[hawkingbird]

Wait, what exactly is this club's purpose?

[notjohnsmith]

That might be as difficult to express as the meaning of life.