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rose
oh god let me in
are you there
im dying

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thank you doctor lalonde
any other incredible insights youd like to provide unto the unenlightened masses

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You'll be violently regurgitating for days on end.

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and miss camp???
how will i live

the prospect of your misery is entertaining

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Dehydrate like a dry sponge.

He lives for your amusement. Dies, too.

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i heard theyre bringing back the trust games
push karkat into the pool for me

good

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I don't think you should get out of it so easily.
That's barely even working for it.

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hey
a lot of careful planning went into that sundae
not just anyone could pull off a junk food fusion of that caliber

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I think Sollux "Undisputed Gross Out Lunchroom Antics King" Captor does regularly.

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what
what did he do

[roseate]

Suffice it to say your latest culinary disaster would be a welcome appetizer.

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damn
i dont know if i can ever eat food again but if i do
im throwing down