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[callbacks]

rose
oh god let me in
are you there
im dying

Comments

[maiditoutalive]

i think that would only be cured if its fatal
what did you eat?

[callbacks]

what didnt i eat
leftover root beer whiskey floats
with chips and chili powder and peanut brittle and pretzels and who even fucking knows
just thinking about its making me nauseous

[maiditoutalive]

if only you could go back and time and warn past dave not to eat so much junk food
then your problem would be solved

[callbacks]

fcuk
is this a doomed timeline

[maiditoutalive]

i think so
here lies doomed dave dead of too many nachos
he should have known but he didnt

[callbacks]

shit
can you go back and warn past me for me aradia
i wouldnt trust me to drive a scooter on a straight road right now let alone navigate a loop

[maiditoutalive]

i dont know
it has already happened now i dont think i could change it
all i would do is go back and warn past you and you would probably not believe me
or maybe you would insist on doing it anyway out of misplaced teenage boy ego even though you do not actually need to impress upon me how good you are at eating anything you set your mind to