Eloquent as always, what can I say?

[reanimated]

Well that sucks a fat cock.



[ Private: Conrad ]
Oi, your bouncer's gone. When you hire the next one, try to make sure he's not secretly a hideous huge monster, yeah?

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[notvictorious]

I'm coming over.

[notvictorious]

I can stop at Lau's, if you want.

[reanimated]

It's not bad enough that you need to stop off at Lau's, trust me.

[notvictorious]

I'm just saying, I can if you want.

[reanimated]

Ughhhh I know alright, I know, you're being a good friend. I appreciate it, yeah?

[notvictorious]

Only a good friend offers to go into a drug den for you.

[reanimated]

What drug den? It's an antique shop.

[ Private: Robocop ]

[reanimated]

Look, I don't have a nice way of saying it so that her fucked up dads and Jack don't jump down my throat. She wasn't the same anyway, what with the whole regeneration bullshit. Seriously, she turns into a different person and I'm expected to be okay with that? So it's not as bad as it could be.

But I'm not saying no to you coming over.

[ Private: Nathan]

[notvictorious]

Okay, that's sorta what I was gonna tell you anyway so yeah, like you said. It could be worse. Still, if anybody's gonna get what this is like right now, it's me. And even if I didn't, I'd still come over with video games and illegal substances or whatever you wanted because we're best friends, idiot. I'd show up even if you told me not to. You did that to me enough anyway, I owe you to return the favor.

[ Private: Robocop ]

[reanimated]

Yeah, alright. Thanks.

[ Private: Robocop ]

[reanimated]

Does this mean you'll let me win?

[ Private: Nathan ]

[notvictorious]

Not a chance.

[subspaceflowers]

I'm really sorry, Nathan. I liked Jenny, too. Need me to bring something by? My treat, and you don't even have to tip me. Or, we can drink to her later if you want.

[reanimated]

S'alright love. Yeah, I'll knock back a round or two with you.

[subspaceflowers]

Only a round or two? Come on, I thought you were Irish!

[reanimated]

You think you can keep up this time?

[subspaceflowers]

I've been practicing. also you gotta get a head start on me. You've got like... a foot on me. It's an unfair advantage.

[thebestseller]

My thoughts exactly.

[reanimated]

Some things about this shite island never change!

[thebestseller]

I see you have plenty of offers to drink, but hey, I'd always be happy to add one more on. Or bring coffee tomorrow when you're hung over. ... if you get hung over.

[reanimated]

You know what? I do! Isn't that utter shite? Suppose if I offed myself after I got twatted I'd wake up without a hangover but eh that's a lot of effort. Anyway, yeah man, I'll take you up on that.

[thebestseller]

Jeez, you'd think immortality would some with some other awesome side effect like not getting hangovers.

Much easier to just have the coffee, yes. See you whenever you're conscious again.

[icanbuyafez]

You were... you were her boyfriend, right?

[And now he is feeling like a terrible parent (which, to be fair, he kinda is), not even taking the time to meet someone so important to his daughter. His voice is quiet, his emotions under tight control though his anguish is audible, albeit barely.]

I'm sorry. I know you meant a lot to her.

[reanimated]

Christ, the dad brigade. It's fine, I don't care. Worry about your own folks.

[icanbuyafez]

You don't care?

[Perhaps not the best thing to have said to a grieving father. His tone is incredulous, but now it begins to turn darker.]

I don't have folks anymore. Jenny's gone. And given how she talked about you, I'd have thought you'd care more about that.

... Apparently I was mistaken.

womwom nathan's the worst sorry bout it

[reanimated]

I can't believe I have to do this. Look, that's quite sad for you and yours but you might've noticed something happened? Or maybe you didn't, it was really very small, insignificant even, really fucking miniscule when she bloody regenerated into SOMEONE ELSE so you know what, no, I don't particularly care cos I shouldn't be expected to be alright with that anyway. She was gone before she actually left, man.

sob - well, 11 isn't exactly handling any of this very well, either.

[icanbuyafez]

[Even if she ever comes back, guess who is never going to get close to her again (if he can help it). Also, guess whose power suddenly goes out. It's almost like deja vu!]