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[garou]

[ There is a low growl at the beginning of the audio feed, the voice that follows low and dangerous. ] I'm going home. And none of you are going to stop me.

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[garou]

Reasons.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Oh. That's so interesting.

Because reasons are so special.

[garou]

Yeah. They are.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Unless you dress up in a mask and a cape, no reason is that special, and no where remotely cool.

[garou]

What, like some kind of lame superhero?

[bowsbeforehoes]

Dude.

[bowsbeforehoes]

You're calling Captain America lame. You're calling Iron Man lame.

That's sacrilegious.

[garou]

I'm mostly calling Superman lame.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Yeah, he's pretty lame.

[garou]

Right.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Just Superman though, and Aquaman too. This powers really suck. Batman's cool, but DC Heroes really suck compared to anything I'm used to, really.

So yeah, DC's lame.

[garou]

I wasn't a big fan of Marvel, either.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Never heard of it.

[MARVEL DOESN'T EXIST IN HIS WORLD OKAY. HE LIVES IT.]

[garou]

...Whatever.

[bowsbeforehoes]

[Wow Derek you're lame.]

So do you just hate all superheroes?

[garou]

I hate everybody.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Aren't you just a bundle of sunshine?

[garou]

So I've been told.

[bowsbeforehoes]

You must be a killer conversationalist at parties as well.

[Yeah, now he's just trolling.]

[garou]

Oh, I'm a killer alright.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Yeah dude, stop while you're ahead.

[garou]

You wanna see what big teeth I have?

[bowsbeforehoes]

If you're going to act all Jacob on me, I might as well go find you a Bella. I'm sure there's some sparkly vampires around here as well.

[garou]

I will rip your throat out.

[stilestilinski]

Holy god will you two stop? This is awful.