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[thneed]

Hello, New Moore. [ he's singing. prepare yourselves. ]

Guess what? I've got some awesome things in store.

There I was with a guitar I had begun to fix and a socks decorated with a rabbit that steals Trix... when I came up with an opportunity for you-- Yes, you! See, I am an inventor and quite the handyman. Oh, I'm quite skilled if I do say so.

I would like to offer to do various things you need me to do!
It's so I can get funding for revolutionary-inventions that I will make with the best intentions. They'll be awesome and great and so worth the wait.

So! Need some work done? Hire me! You can't go wrong, just you see! I can repair, paint your apartment- give it some flair, make you a hat, babysit the cat, and write you a jingle! A jingle that'll get you a date so you won't be single!

I can also cook! Don't need a book. Breakfast foods that give good moods, lunch so good - eat it all, you would! And the dinner from your wishes. I'll also do the dishes.
And believe me when I say I can bake. You'll never have a more amazingest cake.

For any task, all I ask is payment of small size so an investment in this will be quite wise! Just a couple of dollars-- about enough to buy dog collars.

If you need nothing done but you think I'm good fun, you can donate on your own to throw me a bone.

Comments

[maiditoutalive]

dave believes his ability to talk fast about absolutely nothing should speak for itself

[thneed]

That doesn't say much about his other abilities.

[maiditoutalive]

i can speak for his other abilities
he is quite good at time loops and wearing the color red

[thneed]

He does look good in red.

[maiditoutalive]

yes it is really quite amazing
you know that is a very difficult color to pull off

[thneed]

It is. I can't wear red or I look like a candy cane.

[maiditoutalive]

yes that might have something to do with your strange pale human complexion and stick thin physique
i am not an expert on this of course but i think that would do it

[thneed]

...Being lean and fair skinned, yeah. That would do it.

[maiditoutalive]

that is a very strange thing to be by the way
i am sorry but it looks kind of unhealthy to be that pale

[thneed]

I'm a very healthy person. I just don't tan easily.

[maiditoutalive]

you are almost as pale as dave
i dont think thats really very healthy
arent humans supposed to be pinker

[thneed]

It's fine to be pale. I have dark hair so it makes it look worse than it is and I'm just one of those people where instead of getting uh... 'pinker' my freckles just become the most noticeable things ever and then I skip right to red and red is painful so. Yeah.

Dave needs to get outside more.

[maiditoutalive]

red is not painful
i am kind of red and its doesnt hurt me at all

he really does
i dont understand why he does at least go to the park once in awhile
i know he likes birds and playing with swords
both of which should involve time not spent in an apartment

[thneed]

Red is painful when you're human because it's sunburn.
You're an okay red.

Is he a hermit kind of guy? I should drag him to the park or something.

[maiditoutalive]

oh thank you thats very nice of you to say
i personally like it a lot

he might be
you should definitely do that
i think he just needs a bit of encouragement

[thneed]

It's a lovely shade. You're welcome.

I can offer encouragement. I'm very encouraging.
Sometimes.

[maiditoutalive]

what happens when youre not encouraging?
also does this encouragement come in song form?
i am just curious

[thneed]

I'm always encouraging. Look at me encouraging you that I'm encouraging.
Sometimes it comes in song, yes.