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Good to know when you run naked and screaming into the woods in the middle of the night apparently they don't send you to the psych ward, but to some fantastic beach paradise.

This place reminds me of one of the islands the cruise my parents took me on a couple years ago when they broke the news that they were splitting up. Which is only minorly traumatizing in comparison I guess to being told you're fictional! Which is really cute because I'm so over this already.

Is anything worthwhile actually here? Besides sun and sand, obviously.

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Since this is clearly as interesting as you're gonna get, I'm going to stop listening.

No! no no no no no, wait, now come on. Don't be like that, eh? Ya don't even know me, love. I'm actually very sweet when ya get to know me, yeah?

I can do right by you, yeah?

Look. Tell you what. You and me, yeah? We go out, grab a couple of drinks at one of the many fine establishments here, we dance, we have a good laugh, smashing time, and.. just kinda see where things go from there?

Do you drive?

Why? Is that important?

Obviously. When is the last time you walked around in four inch heels?

What, have you got some of those? Brilliant.

Y'know what? It's no problem. None at all. Your cute little feet get tired, I'll just carry ya. It'll be real romantic-like.

So no car. Call me when you're not dangerously hovering on the impoverished rung of the social ladder.

Hey now, no need to be rude, love. What've you got then, eh? Now that you're here. Have you got your mansion, then? Loads of money?

No, you're on a bloody stipend like the rest of us.

I'm just tryin' t'be polite, show a beautiful new girl round, yeah? Show her it's not all bullshit and she spits in me face.

Nice one.

Then here's some politeness right back at you- A chip on your shoulder isn't doing that face of yours any favors.

I'm sorry, what? Somethin' wrong with me face?

Hard of hearing too. Your life is a living tragedy.

Oh so you're callin' me ugly. Nice one. Right. Fine. No, I get it.

See, not really hard of hearin', love. I'm just waitin' for the echo to come back from your massive, gaping fanny.

Nice try.

What's that? Sorry. Must be deeper than I thought. Echo!

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