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ᴛᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ ([personal profile] bearnaked) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-09-04 08:40 pm
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what is math

the only answer Teddie can come up with is "impossible"



Sensei??? Why do they want me to find "x"

Why can't "x" find itself

PLease anyone can feel free to answer
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ontheweb: (Super-nerd)

[personal profile] ontheweb 2012-09-05 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
If you're having a hard time, I could help? I am pretty good at math. I'd be glad to tutor you.
bearnaked: (I'm hoping you can handle all this fur)

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-05 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh bear god!!!!!!! You are the best!!!!!!!!
bearnaked: (Look over my shoulder I blow you a kiss)

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-05 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Who are you?
ontheweb: (Weeell)

[personal profile] ontheweb 2012-09-05 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Peter Parker. I'm a freshman at the college, but I would be happy to help you in your classes. What level are you in?
bearnaked: (Default)

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-05 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
The book says "pre algebra". Teddie is a freshman!!! Nice to meet ya Pete.
ontheweb: (Default)

[personal profile] ontheweb 2012-09-05 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah, Pre-Algebra is a piece of cake. I am sure we can make it make sense for you. I have a free day on Thursdays. We could set up some kind of schedule? I promise it is not nearly as complicated as it seems. They try to throw you, but all those Xs and Ys really are, are placeholders for ordinary numbers.
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oh boy peter you are in for a world of trouble

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-05 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
How is it cake? I don't think Teddie can eat the textbook.

Thursday works!!!! 7pm? Starbox? It's a date!
ontheweb: (Will you go out with me?)

He has no idea. Peter your icon text is going to give people ideas

[personal profile] ontheweb 2012-09-05 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
It's not- It's just an expression.

But yeah, Starbox sounds like a good idea. Make sure you bring your textbook and some paper. Did they give you guys calculators? If not, I have one that might help you out.
bearnaked: (I don't think youre ready for this furry)

oh no now teddie wants all the kisses

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-05 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Really? What kind of calculator? They mention a PI89 but I don't think a private investigator will help Teddie solve math problems.
irken_elite: (human - smirk)

[personal profile] irken_elite 2012-09-05 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Such simple computations are important when determining the velocity and angle which you may be being propelled into a star with.
bearnaked: (fight a battle)

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-05 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
What?????????
bearnaked: (When I paw with my claws you slip)

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-05 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's not English!!!!!!
irken_elite: (human - pleased)

[personal profile] irken_elite 2012-09-05 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
I could use my native tongue, but I think that would make even less sense to an inferior mind.
bearnaked: (Can you handle this)

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-05 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
TEDDIE'S NOT INFERIOR
bearnaked: (I have; now let's cut a shadow while we)

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-05 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Teddie is special.
irken_elite: (human - look)

[personal profile] irken_elite 2012-09-05 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
You don't appear to possess superior qualities. Unless perhaps you are referring to "Special" as the other schoolchildren do, of course.
bearnaked: (into a (gashing headwound))

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-05 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
How do they refer to it?
irken_elite: (human - unsure)

[personal profile] irken_elite 2012-09-05 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'm uncertain as to the actual context, but I'm led to believe that it is derogatory in nature.
bearnaked: (When I paw with my claws you slip)

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-05 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
That's not nice!!
bearnaked: (I don't think youre ready for this furry)

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-05 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Teddie created this body through willpower!!!! That is beary special.
irken_elite: (human - thinking)

[personal profile] irken_elite 2012-09-05 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Explain yourself.
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[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-05 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I wanted a nonbear body so I got one.
irken_elite: (human - huh)

[personal profile] irken_elite 2012-09-05 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
From where did this odd ability come?
Edited 2012-09-05 05:03 (UTC)
irken_elite: (human - thinking)

[personal profile] irken_elite 2012-09-06 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid that I don't follow. Who is this, 'teddie' person? Does this person grant the ability on those who ask?
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[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-06 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Teddie is Teddie... I don't think I function like normal humans.

...What are you supposed to be?
irken_elite: (human - surprise)

[personal profile] irken_elite 2012-09-06 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Do you mean to tell me that you changed your appearance? As though it were some sort of disguise? Intriguing.
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[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-06 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Teddie just wanted to hang out with his friends...
irken_elite: (human - yelling)

[personal profile] irken_elite 2012-09-06 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Friends. Worthless and cumbersome. ZIM Needs no one. NO ONE!
bearnaked: (Can you handle this)

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-06 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Without friends, what is the point of humanity?
irken_elite: (human - huh)

[personal profile] irken_elite 2012-09-06 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Peace, quiet, and fewer headaches?
bearnaked: (Look over my shoulder I blow you a kiss)

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-06 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
None of that is worthwhile if you can't share it with someone. Trust me, Teddie speaks from experience.
irken_elite: (human - of course i'm normal)

[personal profile] irken_elite 2012-09-06 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
As for me, I'm a perfectly normal human dirt child like the rest of us. Isn't it obvious?
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[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-06 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Teddie looks way more human than you do.
irken_elite: (human - curse you)

[personal profile] irken_elite 2012-09-06 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
That would be implying that I don't look human. How dare you! Like many children, I was born with several defects that I am very sensitive about. And you MOCK them to my face?!
bearnaked: (I dont think you're ready for this furry)

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-06 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
bearnaked: (I dont think you're ready for this furry)

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-06 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Teddie is SO BEARY SORRY!!!!!
bearnaked: (I dont think you're ready for this furry)

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-06 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Teddie didn't mean to
bearnaked: (I dont think you're ready for this furry)

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-06 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Teddie didn't know
irken_elite: (human - smirk)

[personal profile] irken_elite 2012-09-06 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Why must you and the other children judge me so harshly for things that are entirely out of my control?

However, this is a common occurrence. And as such, I have decided to forgive you your transgressions this once. Observe my mercy. OBSERVE!
bearnaked: (I have; now let's cut a shadow while we)

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-06 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh that's beary kind of you.
riseup: (oh jeez)

[personal profile] riseup 2012-09-06 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
wait, so you don't know math?
like at all???
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[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-06 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Teddie thought math was all numbers. But now there are all these letters?!!
horsepower: (D --> Are you implying I am a)

look at me trying to basic algebra this is a disaster

[personal profile] horsepower 2012-09-06 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
D --> %
D --> That is to say, 'x'
D --> Is a variable
D --> It is a pictoral representation of an unknown number
D --> Its identity is found by e%ploiting the e%plicitly given values in an equation to ascertain the only logical solution
D --> Are humans not taught basic reasoning
bearnaked: (into a (gashing headwound))

a good explanation too bad he's dumber than the average bear

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-06 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Why isn't the number known?? Why must Teddie figure it out.
bearnaked: (I'm hoping you can handle all this fur)

[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-06 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Teddie's only been human for a year. This is his first time attending that magical place--high school!!!
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[personal profile] bearnaked 2012-09-06 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Teddie thought school would be more fun.
horsepower: (>be unimpressed)

[personal profile] horsepower 2012-09-06 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
D --> There is no why
D --> It is a measure and e%cercise of your cognitive skills
D --> It is a unifier of mathematical concepts
D --> Obviously
horsepower: (let our love be a flame not an ember)

[personal profile] horsepower 2012-09-06 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
D --> Er
D --> What were you before you were a human
D --> I did not know they could metamorphize from other entities
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