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[allons_y_alonso]

Didn't I tell you it was going to be brilliant?

Class, today we're going to be covering the role of piracy in history.  I want perspective essays about your weekend!

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[chronosexual]

I never doubted you for a moment, Doctor.

[allons_y_alonso]

Depends on which you we're talking about. Also, which me.

[ofone]

What about those of us who weren't, uhm, pirates, Mister Doctor?

[allons_y_alonso]

Just the Doctor!

Report on your observations, no matter what you saw, or who you saw it as!

[ofone]

Right, okay.

[allons_y_alonso]

One full page should be plenty!

Let's see, it's Miss Minoru, isn't it? Just transferred into my tenth grade class?

[rule_britannia]

That was.. without a doubt.. the most horrendous thing I have ever been subjected to in this hellhole.

[allons_y_alonso]

And the first time I met you! Hello, again!

[rule_britannia]

Aha, hello again, Doctor.

[callbacks]

i was underwater

((DELIBERATE OR TYPO?))

[allons_y_alonso]

Brilliant! A side of the island almost nobody else wwas able to sea!

[callbacks]

a plus multicultural effort there teach
but it wasnt exactly educational
a dude tried to harpoon my sister i kind of didnt gather a lot of historical data while i was down there

[allons_y_alonso]

Sounds like a brilliant essay on human relations with other native species to me. You could work in comparisons to the Silurian material we covered in class the week before it happened.

[riseup]

pass.

[allons_y_alonso]

Is there a problem, John?

[riseup]

i just don't really want to write a paper about it, a lot of it was messed up.
unless you want a paper about hanging out with my best friend the octopus.

[thneed]

You were right. Best hat.

[allons_y_alonso]

I know!

[thneed]

It was so nice and expensive and customized just for me and oh man I need it! Too bad an octopus princess stole it and I didn't get to keep it. I'm definitely going to try and get a replacement for that thing.

Did you get a pirate hat? What's your name anyway?

[hawkingbird]

[ Kate's looking like a major migraine is coming on. ]

Really, Doctor? I was hoping I could kind of forget the whole, kidnapping one of my best friends and threatening to kill him thing.

[allons_y_alonso]

Yes, I can see how that would be a dampener.

If you'd rather research the Age of Sail, you can do a paper that way, instead.

[hawkingbird]

... Ugh. Writing from memory is probably easier.

[maiditoutalive]

what if you were only faking being a pirate?

[allons_y_alonso]

You've still got a unique perspective of the things you saw!

[maiditoutalive]

hmmm you mean like the internal consistency of memory of alternate identities versus the inability to recall prior iterations in self containing alternate timelines and or universes or self containing realities or whatever that was