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[allons_y_alonso]

Didn't I tell you it was going to be brilliant?

Class, today we're going to be covering the role of piracy in history.  I want perspective essays about your weekend!

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[maiditoutalive]

i dont think i have much of a perspective on that
if you wanted to know about on the spur sea chantys and their objective quality that would be a different story

[allons_y_alonso]

That could work.

[maiditoutalive]

that sounds like an exceptionally boring paper though

[allons_y_alonso]

Well, if you have something more interesting, I'd be happy to see it.

[allons_y_alonso]

Otherwise, I'm afraid we'll just have to slog through.

[maiditoutalive]

i could write a paper about how daves new boyfriend asked me to be a meat shield for any stray bullets

[allons_y_alonso]

You could! I'm not particular, honestly, just give me something along the general guidelines and your grade will be nothing to complain about!

[allons_y_alonso]

... so who's Dave dating, anyway?

[maiditoutalive]

i think he and the onceler are having a musical rapoff courtship

[allons_y_alonso]

Ah.

[maiditoutalive]

i dont know that its true
i just know that they are very friendly and exceptionally interested in some of the same topics