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[worldsonly]

So this place can work up the energy to "magically kidnap" an increasing amount of people, but no one has the decency to commit a good locked-room homicide? A really intricate bank robbery? At this point, I'll take another bloody hound.

Oh, but I would like to note that while you aren't as blunderingly obvious as most tails, you've not gone unnoticed. It was a bit clever, keeping tabs on John instead of myself, but if you're not going to answer back to me with that then kindly remove him from your rotation.

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[detectivewonder]

No offense, Mr. Holmes. Watching you gives me a twenty-eight percent increase in my reaction time to unreported crimes. You didn't seem likely to text me if you found a lead.

Please don't break my cameras. I'm working on a tight budget.

[heartofbakerst]

I'm sure something will come up if you're patient, Sherlock.

And what the hell are you talking about? "Tails"? What are you going on about?