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[worldsonly]

So this place can work up the energy to "magically kidnap" an increasing amount of people, but no one has the decency to commit a good locked-room homicide? A really intricate bank robbery? At this point, I'll take another bloody hound.

Oh, but I would like to note that while you aren't as blunderingly obvious as most tails, you've not gone unnoticed. It was a bit clever, keeping tabs on John instead of myself, but if you're not going to answer back to me with that then kindly remove him from your rotation.

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[worldsonly]

Ugh, metaverse in which every possible universe that could exist does exist. Yes, that means probably there is a dimension where James Bond is ruthlessly violating the laws of physics, probability, and taste, as well as a dimension where the idiots on Skins are running rampant across England. Most likely theory when taking in all available data, thus, closed. Frankly, I'd be happy to let Mycroft deal with the government here.

[heartofbakerst]

But... how's it all work, then? How do we get out?

[worldsonly]

The people in control of the island most likely have access to advanced and probably alien technology that allows them to warp through different realities at will. Like I said, government conspiracies are Mycroft's area.

[heartofbakerst]

You really think that he can get in?

[worldsonly]

If there's one thing he's insufferably good at, it's accomplishing things even I can't manage.

[heartofbakerst]

Is that the closest you've ever gotten to giving him a complement?

[worldsonly]

There's no need to be disgusting.