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[sagittarium]

Jackson, I'm bringing the baby to you, and no, you're not going to give me some excuse about how you can't take care of it because you need to go do something that involves not taking care of her.

You're not pawning this assignment off on me. Be a good dad to your fake baby.

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[cocaptained]

I don't even know what we're supposed to do!

[sagittarium]

We have to treat it like our own kid. Which means getting up in the middle of the night when it cries and things like that.

Which I've been doing since Wednesday. It's your turn.

[cocaptained]

What? No, I'm already sleeping bad as it is. Can't we just take the batteries out or something?

[sagittarium]

I'm not taking a no for an answer, Jackson. I'm bringing her over and you're taking care of our assignment.

Also, start thinking of a name.

[cocaptained]

We have to name it, too? Who even cares this much?

[sagittarium]

It's part of our assignment. You do want a good grade on this, right?