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[callbacks]

did everyone on the island get inexplicably and simultaneously wasted for some reason last night or what
i know its been an exciting election but this prop was not on the ballot
im not taking karkat to homecoming

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[riseup]

around the same time we decided you and karkat were going together.

[callbacks]

no fuck you youre switching with me
ill take rose you take karkat
or ill take you and rose can take karkat

[riseup]

why would i ever wish that on rose?
anyway, no, it has already been decided by the dance gods.

[callbacks]

that is not a thing and no you and rose dont count

[riseup]

i think it's time to accept that you and karkat are going to a dance together because you're friends, dave.
we are all part of the same group so why does it matter?

[callbacks]

if it doesnt matter why do i have to take karkat

[riseup]

i don't make the rules, i just play by them.

[callbacks]

fine whatever
i lost the game
can i go now

[riseup]

hell no.

[callbacks]

why are you so invested in this
does this even qualify as a prank

[riseup]

it doesn't yet, but it will.

[callbacks]

how could this get any better

i'm sorry dave

[riseup]

only a seer would be able to tell you that.

[roseate]

...

[callbacks]

its true
i have no shame anymore
i lost it in the wars
i would rather go with my sister to homecoming than take karkat vantas to even like taco bell